(For the record, I didn't come up with this chapter. It was all Aaron, I'm just writing)
"Aaron, you ready to start your job as a hoe?" Asked Triple A Batteries's boss.
"Damn right I am! Yee-haw!"
"Okay, get out there and be a hoe :3"
Aaron stepped out of the staff room and saw hundreds of eyes on him and his...outfit.
You wanna know what his outfit looks like? Woah! 1. Ew. 2. Just imagine a cowboy's clothes, but...skimpy? Idk man. I'm making this up on the spot.
"Woah, who is that fine babe?😈" a dude said as he slurped.
(Bro a bug bit me.)
Aaron just walked into a private room and 19 men followed. Each of them did the deed and came out the room satisfied. Aaron laid flat on the bed, breathing heavily waiting for the next client.
"Owo?" Said the next client.
"Oh a grill, that's a change."
"Why yes, I am fee-male. We gon do this?"
"Yeah, pardner. Yeeehaw!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaron positioned himself. Ass up, y'know how it goes. But then, a plot twist!
The client removed a wig and was revealed to be Twink!
"Twink-kun! Omg! D:"
"Yeah owo"
They did the thing, but according to Aaron he "nutted too early"!
Months later, Aaron was chilling with his two bf's. God and Twink when all of a sudden...!
"Dude did you piss yourself?" Asked Twink.
"No, my water just broke :3."
Aaron then ragdolled like he was in a Gmod animation and was teleported to the hospital with Minecraft commands.
Aaron was Put in a room and as soon as he laid down, a 13 year old kid was pushed out within seconds!
"What the fu-" said the kid, but was cutoff by the homo.
"Harlie! Your my kid!"
"....you birthed me didn't you?"
Then I Kris aged.
And Aaron, God, Twink, and Harlie became a family.
And probably all blew up Disneyland.
Though, this will not stop their troubles, because Twink is still wanted for murder! :3
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A/N:
I'm not kidding, like a bug somehow bit me and now my back is itchy as fuck
Anyway....
Who tf is reading this other than my friends- wtf
How the hell is this my most successful fanfic, this literally started in a middle school lunch line tf
Here's some good tunes bc ado's covers and songs are gr8 and to celebrate this being my most successful fanfic! Slay.
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