South Park One Shots~~

Jew Love

A//N: A friend requested that I do Kyle,The jew,Hey I'm an not aethist uwu anyways you wont even read this,you'll just scroll down anyways ON WITH THE STORY!!!

I just moved into south park a couple of weeks ago and can I just say its so fun here,excluding the weird shit going on in the town,I'm neighbors with my friends :DD that being said it means group studies,shopping,copying our homeworks if someone already finished it,and best of all SLUMBER PARTIES YEEEEAAH,friend ship goals am I right?,Anyways about my friends,THEY'RE THE BEST they never let anyone bully me,they'll beat them up if someone did,but when my whole class knew about my religion they made fun of me,and kind of bullied me,because they threw a lot of sharp and disgusting objects to me,and my friends were watching the whole thing,Zoe and the others stood up for and protected me,that's why they're the best of friends,they're the only friends I found that were real to me,Well I've always been used you see,but that's in the past uwu,I have found real friends that'll never used me.It was Monday,which sucks but atleast I can survive,anyways as I was walking to school I saw Zoe walking hand in hand with Kenny ((A//N:Imsosorryhulyania))Kenny is the,you guessed it,Boyfriend of Zoe,I ran at them "Hey Zoe wait up,jesus slow the fuck down" I slightly shouted to Zoe she looked back and smiled at me "Okay Okay (Y/N)" She replied as they stopped so that I can go to school with them "EYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Y/N) the others went ahead,they left us,I thought you too lmao" Zoe said to me "That's the same thing I thought"I replied "Kenny you already know (Y/N) right?" Zoe asked Kenny "Yeah,pleased to meet you girl,heard you were jewish,like my friend Kyle." Kenny said to me "Oh.."I said as I drifted into thoughts 'Wait theres a dude that has the same religion as me?? hopefully he does'nt get bullied,because there's a shit ton of aethist in the god damned school.' I thought while going to school "Wait isn't Kenny older than you by one year?" I asked Zoe as we head into our classroom "Yeah,wait don't tell me you're actually interested to Kyle??" She said to me "I-Uh no I'm not"I denied as noticeable blush formed in my cheecks 'Jfc (Y/N) you havent even met the guy calm your self' I thought "(Y/N) you can meet him after school me and Kenny are going to meet up anyway" Zoe said and Smiled at me as she went to her assigned seat,as I also went to my assigned sit,as Mr.Garrison started the class,I drifted into my own world not giving a shit about anyone.

"Okay,Class that's it." Mr.Garrison said as the bell rang,signalling the end of school "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY"as the whole class cheered and went outside.As I walk outside the classroom I saw Zoe and my friends,I approached them,I saw a boy wearing a ushanka,that covers his head,but I can see a tint of red hair coming out ((A/N: o god I got greenminded there holy shit))

I stared at the boy's eyes,it was a wonderful color of Green,It was very pretty ,that's why I stared,at the corner of my eye I saw Zoe smirking at me,I immediately looked down as my friends surrounded me "Hey Cartman can I have some snickers?" I heard the boy with the ushanka "Um,Let's see,Uh Nope there's no Jew candy,YOU FUCKING JEW." I heard the fatboy say to him,I felt confidence and said to the fatboy "So what if he's jewish you fucking fatass" I said to the boy named 'Cartman' "What the fuck did you just say to me??!!,IM BIG BONED YOU MOTHERFUCKER" He said to me "That's what fat boys always say you stupid bitch" I replied without shouting "OHHHHHHHHHHH CARTMAN'S BEING BUTTFUCKED BY (Y/N)" My friends shouted "Oh my fucking God that was hilarious and also,that's the second time Cartman got buttfucked by a girl am I right babe?" Kenny said to Zoe as he putted his arms around her waist "Yeah,Nice sick burn (Y/N)" Zoe complimented me "Ey,This is the fresh men I was talking about" Kenny said to his friends "Oh SO THAT'S WHY YOU BUTTFUCKED ME YOU FUCKING JEW" Cartman said to me "Shut the fuck up cartman" We said in unison "you guys are horrible this is bullshit I AM LEAVING" Cartman said as he walked out "Hey (Y/N) sorry about cartman my names Stan Marsh" Said the boy wearing a hat "Oh hi Stan" I greeted him as I smiled at him "Hi (Y/N) Thanks for buttfucking cartman for me,it means a lot,the names Kyle Broflovski" As the gingered boy finally introduced himself "Hi...Kyle" I smiled at him,i swaer I kind of saw some blush on his cheeks as I smiled at him "Guys Lets go at my house,as to celebrate,End of Monday" Zoe said as she winked at me "YES FUCK YES" as all of my friends and Kyle's friends followed Zoe "Come Kyle" I said to him as I went to catch up with my friends "Hey (y/n) Wait up" Kyle said to me as he hold my arms I sweated nervously "What??" I asked him nervously "Thanks for saving me out there again,I really appreaciated it" Kyle thanked me "Its no big deal" I smiled at him,as he hugged me "You know ever since you transfered here,I always had my eyes on you" He said to me as I hugged back "alright love birds are you guys gonna go or what??" Stan asked "FUCK YES" we said in unison as we hold hands along the way,to Zoe's house