HxH Cards x Stitches

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In the middle of the crowd, examiners Menchi and Buhara faced off against one of the applicants who was complaining against the test's unfairness.

"What a letdown~" Suddenly, a wild Hisoka appeared, pouting in disappointment despite the amount of bloodlust he was constantly giving off. Behind him, a clicking Gittarackur followed. Both of them having seemingly walked to the far back to get away from the group of people crowding together.

"Even if you're frustrated, you still can't fight the examiners, Hisoka~" Juzou pointed out,. smiling as he leaned on a stove.

"Click click click." Said Gittarackur, seeming to agree with Juzou.

"Hehe~ No need to worry, I am good at enduring~♣️" Hisoka reassured, only to get three doubtful looks in reply.

[Press ❌ for Doubt]

"Well, the exam's not over after all." Juzou said calmly, causing the other's to be confused about what he meant.

"Hmm~?" Hisoka questioned but received no answer.

"Anyways, would you like some entertainment while we wait?" Grinning mischievously, Juzou waved his phone, suddenly having the urge to infect the natives of this planet with Earth's most prided weapons. Memes.

"I don't see why not~" With an intrigued smile, Hisoka answered, not knowing just what kind of rabbit hole he'd end up getting pushed into.

"Click click click." A series of clicking interrupted, pausing the inevitable destruction of common sense temporarily.

"Oh? Have you met each other, Illu- ah, Gitta-kun?" Hisoka asked, acting surprised despite actually knowing the answer. He was watching secretly when they met after all.

"Click click click." The purple man clicked.

"I see~♣️" Hisoka nodded in understanding amongst the bafflement of those listening in to their conversation. "He wanted me to tell you his name was Gittarackur."

"Wow! You can actually understand him! That's amazing!" Juzou exclaimed. "Well, nice to meet you, Gittarackur. My name is Juzou~"

Stiffly, the man called Gittarackur nodded to him in acknowledgement while the applicants began to fight with the examiners in the background. One of them just got smacked so hard that he bled from both his nose and his mouth.

...

"Click click click." Gittarackur had his arms crossed stiffly on his chest.

"Oh don't be like that Illu- ah, Gitta-kun~ You have to appreciate other people's sense of humor~" Hisoka smiled although any person could see that he actually agreed to whatever Gittarackur said.

"Click click click." Gittarackur clicked, seeming to be explaining something important.

"Well, it is indeed true that some are particularly hard to understand... Especially that one with the Honse." Hisoka said rather thoughtfully.

"Don't mind it. That's just how GenZ humor works~" Juzou interjected, reading between the lines to understand what their conversation was about.

"GenZ?"

But before he could explain, a sudden loud crashing sound interrupted their conversation as an old man fell from the sky and confronted Menchi, the examiner.

Well, that surely caught everyone's attention. No better way to make a grand entrance that yeeting yourself from an airship after all.

"Who's that geezer?! He must've jumped down from 60 feet high!" An extra exclaimed.