You know how Beth and I have weird text conversations, right? Now this is some of our memorable IRL conversations.
(5th Grade, Beth and I were in English Club filming a weird news cast thing.)
Beth// Here in the south *points up (to north)*
Teacher// uhm..
Lana// Beth, that's not south.
Beth// WHAT? IT IS SOUTH IS UP, RIGHT?
Lana// NO SOUTH IS DOWN ABIE (BETH)
Beth// WHAT? REALLY?
Teacher// *laughs in the background*
Other students// *laughs at Bethlan*
Lana// I'M SERIOUS
Beth// WAIT WHAT?
Lana// YES. SOUTH IS DOWN NORTH IS UP.
Beth// OHH
Teacher// *has trouble stopping her own laughter* A-alright. Let's re-do that scene
(Dear Beth, you can write next)
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Beth// pssssssssst
Lana// are you pissing?
Beth// OMIGOD THERE RE TEACHERS BEHIND YOU
Lana// WHAT
Beth// *uncontrollably laughes*
Beth// Th-There are t-teachers- AHAHAHAHAHAHAH- IN YOUR ba-ba wait Bathroom?
Everybody// *laughs*
Lana// *turns to a teacher behind her* are you in my bathroom?!
Teacher// *looks confused*
Lana// *laughs and sounds like a dying pig*
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Beth// OMG LUNA (lana) UR SO ANNOYING LIKE SERIOUSLY?
Lana// OHMYGOD BRITNEY (BETH)
Beth// LUNA SHUT UP
Lana// OH EM GEE LUNA- wait thats my name.
Beth// AHAHAHHA
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Lana// *points to a high school musical book* i do what i want im a wild cat.
beth// *points to disney logo* your joke are so good you should put em on a WALT
lana// *throws book on beth's face*
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Beth// *throws book at Lana's face*
Lana// *throws book at Beth's face*
And here we have both Beth and Lana literally facebooking each other repeatedly.
I just need to remind you guys this happened today and infront of like girls in our year.
Yeah nothing just two idiots throwing a high school musical 3 memory book at each other's faces.
Believe me when I say this is normal for Beth and Lana. And believe me when I say no one said anything because we do stupid ass things all the time soo.. Yeah.
