annoying storylines

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[warning: if you're easily offended, then fuck off]


Yeah, I know I write kinda cliche-ly, but here's a list of what i think of annoying storylines

-kyLIE

-"Hi! My name is Katie Rose and I have liGHT brown hair, blue oRBS, and sheer milk caramel skin. My body is skinny and I have perfect curves in the right spots. So I'm basically a fat ugly depressed bitch."

100 - 0 real quick.

- again, oRBS

- Why is the main popular bitch gotta be a stupid bitchy barbie? Like I would love to see an annoying sarcastic twat or a smartass, maybe a red head? A african-american? And not a stupid white girl with curly blond hair with natural strikes, blue eyes who only cares about being a slut who is supe dupe bitchy?????????? :))))))))))))

- why does the main character has to be a basic white girl who's world revolve around tumblr and starbucks? ((you see my main character, beth, is hispanic so back of bitch ;DDDDD))

- "Hi I would love a doubley choco mochachino with sprinkles and extra whip cream and sugar and-"

bitch that sounds like diabetes.

- "I walk over to my closet and took out a tumblr mint green sweater which had a small coffee stain on it but i was fine with it and some black legging because i like to keep it simple. I went over to my drawer to take out a bra-"

THAT'S PERSONAL STUFF KATIE

- everything is always over described like

"I saw a tall boy heading this way, probably 6'3, age 17, with brown hair styled to a quiff, green oRBS, skinny jeans from H & M, a grey knitted sweater, some converse hightops in an obsidian colour, carrying a Jansport backpack slung over one shoulder, and a starbucks coffee cup is his hands."

i would've said something like,

"I saw a tall good looking guy heading over my way. He looks decent with a grey sweater and skinny jeans. He was carrying a back pack and a cup of coffee."

But i also don't likeis

"I saw a good looking tall guy heading over me."

much wow, so tall, very handsome, mhm yes, good looking.

- APPLE PRODUCTS FO ERRYONE IN THIS FIC ;DDDDDD

seriously though why can't it be Lenovo or HP or some thing. Have you heard of something called Windows? Acer? ASUS? Oppo? Samsung?????

Anyway, I really hope I didn't offend anybody.

If I did then I am v v sorry and why did you read it when i said to not read it??????

If you're very easily offended like really, and by i mean really i mean like some stranger is like "i don't like ur prof pic lol." And you're like "SHUT THE HELL UP ITS A FREE COUNTRY YOU ASSHOLE DUIECFIOWBAWOCRUBCN WRBGIG FUCK YOU E FWERUIRTCWYIUQTW CRY"

You shouldn't be on my profile, reading my books, especially this one.

In fact, don't even read rant books.

They're like dairies for the internet.

it's other people opinions.

If you don't L I K E it don't R E A D it ok?

YOu KNow OUR RULE fOr coMMENting!

[PLEASE GET THIS REFERENCE IM SO ALONE]

D.O.N.T

it stands for dooooOOOOOoOoOoOOoN'T comment.

Bethout


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