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"hello? this is the wangsheng funeral parlour. what can we do-"
"hi xiao!"
"oh, you must be (y/n). xiao talks a lot about you."
"wait, so this isn't my boyfriend?"
"hu tao let go of the phone- HELLO?? DID YOU JUST SAY BOYFRIEND?? IS XIAO YOUR BOYFRIEND?? ARE YOU (Y/N)??"
"yes i'm (y/n)! and you are?"
"MY NAME'S HU TAO! THE OLD MAN YOU WERE TALKING TO EARLIER WAS ZHONGLI!"
"does xiao actually talk about me at work-?"
"MHM! HE MOSTLY RAMBLES ABOUT HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE AND HOW YOU KEEP ON CALLING ALL THE TIME, BUT I THINK ITS CUTE HOW YOU LIKE TO CHECK UP ON HIM. ALSO HIM SAYING YOU'RE ANNOYING IS JUST HIS WAY OF EXPRESSING HIS LOVE, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT!"
"oh, well thank you! do you know when he'll be back?"
"he called in to say he was sick today, so maybe tomorrow?"
"alrighty, thanks!"
"of course! and he likes almond tofu by the way if you wanted to make something for him! hehe~"
"okay, well, i should really get going! thank you so much!"
"of course! and don't hesitate to buy a coffin, we'll even give you a discount!"
CALL ENDED...
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a/n: (y/n) lies like they breathe 😈😈💯🙅♀️😇🥱😘😻😹😹🤣☹️🤗😘🥺☹️😒👍‼️ #baddie
