HunterXHunter from a realistic POV

What

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So Junpe meets Kurapika and Leorio and they all did the crazy boat thing which left her flabbergasted bc people shouldn't be physically able to do that so easily while on a violently rocking boat.

Then Mr. Capitan man calls them to the steering wheel part of the boat and he's like "so everybody fucking failed except yall" 

(Grammarly is trying to correct me help) 

(STOP BC IT CAPITALIZED GRAMMARLY) 

And Junpe says "oh wrd this was part of the exam?"  and then he says " no bitch you fucking idiot this is the pre-test" 

and Gon says "Oh wrd? I had a feeling since I'm the main character and need to know everything while being fatherless" and then Mr. Capitan man says "yes now shut the fuck up you dusty ahh green pine tree looking fatherless ahh baby" and gon says "okay bitch <3" . Then Mr Capitan man says "okay now why the fuck do you even want to be hunters?" and Leorio says "AYOOO??? 🤨 😟" "that's private information don't just go asking that shii, why do you wanna know 😟" and Mr Capitan man says "Bc its my job bitch not answer or yall are getting thrown off my boat".

Everyone is quiet 

and then Gon yells "I'LL ANSWER !!!🤪 , ITS BECAUSE MY DAD IS A HUNTER, AND I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM!" "even though I've never met him and he is clearly a bum because my mother figure keeps telling me so I still wanna meet him because I wanna know why he loved his job more than me <333" 

and then everyone goes quiet again because that was awkward as fuck 

And then Leorio says "okay bet I'll answer" 

and everyone pauses for dramatic effect waiting for this bummy ahh looking mf in a suit from Plato's closet to answer and then he yells
"MONEYYYYAHAHA"

And Junpe gives him a high-five and says "fuck yeah" get that bag bro

And then Kurapika starts violently shaking

"yall are dirty asf"

everyone turns to the boy in the tabard

"Yo I though you were a girl" Junpe says honestly "Your voice is kinda feminine but had dude vibes idk" 

and Kurapika says "I know I get that a lot" *still violently shaking btw* 

all of a sudden he tells his backstory " My goal is to hunt down the mommy long leg troupe", and Mr Capitan man is shook asf "Aye boy you know that a black listed Hunter assignment" and Kurpakis is like "I know bitch but I don't care I got revenge to do bro" And everyone just stares because it got even more awkward.

Junpe then says " Bro what the fuck" 

*End Card plays*

The next chapter will be out within a minute to a week  💀