Back in Black

Chapter 26

Dean stretched, and then frowned. This wasn't the crappy motel bed he fell asleep on. This was Gabriel's super plush mattress. He had crashed on it enough times to recognize it. He felt someone snoring beside him. Slowly turning her saw Lucifer...sans clothes. He suddenly realized he didn't have any on either.

"Morning sweet cheeks," said an amused Lucifer.

Dean turned several shades of red before he quickly conjured up some clothes.

Lucifer propped himself up on one hand, giving Dean a very good view of his bare chest.

"Did you have as much fun as I did cutie?" he said sweetly.

Dean silently counted to ten.

He had gone to sleep in some crappy motel, and woken up at Gabriel's pad with no knowledge of how he had gotten there. He woke up with both himself and Lucifer naked and the devil hinting that they had done more than sleep next to each other. Considering the lack of any liquids he really didn't want to think about, there was only one logical conclusion.

"Gabriel put you up to this didn't he?" he asked.

Lucifer grinned.

"I am going to castrate his ass," said Dean flatly, his heart rate going down.

"Sam will bitch if you do," Lucifer said pleasantly, eyes laughing.

Dean looked very relieved Lucifer had a pair of boxers on.

"Sam can still be the top, so he wouldn't bitch too much," said Dean. Now that he was very awake and feeling evil, he looked at Lucifer. "I'm guessing you found the porn collection?"

"Among others," admitted Lucifer. Gabriel was right...pranking Dean had been hilarious.

"Just don't bring for the Evil Overlord of Darkness or anything like him and I won't hex you," said Dean.

He sent a quick message to Sam to give Gabriel a quick kick to the balls for him...and from the amused (and pissed reaction from Gabriel) his brother heard him loud and clear.

Lucifer actually shuddered.

"I accidentally turned to that channel. I've created monsters, but they are no where near as bad as that thing," he said.

"How much you want to bet Gabriel and Sam have a prank planned for when I apparate back?"

"Probably."

Dean suddenly grinned at an evil thought that occurred to him.

"I don't know about you, but all that lovey-dovey crap Gabriel keeps doing with Sam makes me nauseous. How about we prank them back?"

"What are you suggesting?" asked Lucifer. Prank Gabriel? Sounded like fun.

Dean told him his idea. For every time Gabriel made Dean want to hurl with all that romance crap that girls seemed to love, Lucifer would pull off a variation of the stunt he just pulled in front of Gabriel or Sam. Lucifer cackled.

"So basically you want me to hang over you like Gabriel does to Sam as you've complained about repeatedly?"

"Yup. Wonder how long it'll take them to realize we're pranking them?"

"Considering how much time you spent in hell, they'll probably think it's genuine...so this could be a long-running prank," said Lucifer grinning.

"And I know just the way to get back at him for giving you that idea earlier. Keep the link open with Gabriel for a few minutes, I have some shopping to do," grinned Dean evilly. Gabriel was all about the candy. So this was sure to rile him up.