Back in Black

Chapter 41

"Okay, I think I've been patient enough. How the hell did you get Sam in less than five minutes? And how did you scare the merfolk and the squid when you did it?" asked Harry.

"Think anyone's guarding the Chamber of Secrets?" asked Dean.

"Outside of Myrtle? Doubtful," said Harry.

Dean concentrated, and sent a quick message to Sam, Cas and Gabriel.

"Meet me there in five minutes, and you'll be the first to see my Animagus form. Sam said he'll let his out too if you're interested."

"Sam's an Animagus?"

"All of us are, it's just we prefer creature form."

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"SWEET MOTHER OF MERLIN!" yelped Harry when they were in the chamber.

Dean had just let out Godzilla, and was openly snickering at Harry's shocked expression.

"See why the merfolk knew to keep their mouths shut about what I did?"

"What about..." started Harry, before he came face to face with a six-foot-tall black unicorn with Sam's eyes.

"You have got to be kidding. Both of you are magical creatures?"

Pretty much. If you want, we can teach you telepathy so you can help Dean in his pranks, offered Sam.

Harry perked up at the offer.

"Can you show me how you became Animagi?"

Dean shifted back. His grin would not be comforting for poor McGonagall.

"Kid, when we're done with you, the Dursleys will be a distant memory. Best of all, the English don't bother to track anything that is cast without a wand, so if you're somehow stuck back there, you can make their lives hell," said Dean evilly.

It was the only reason Sirius had managed to stay hidden for so long. Because the transformation didn't rely on wands, the only way for the Ministry to track it was if the person was registered.

Harry's answering grin was equally evil. Sam sighed.

"Speaking of distant memories, seems Henry and the others decided to bring ol' Mikey into a new form of torture..." said Loki, clapping his hands eagerly.

"Details!"

"Let me put it this way...if Mikey were in the show, he would be delegated to the role of Daphne Blake."

Dean blinked...before he started howling with laughter.

"Please tell me they've even got a minivan and have dragged Sammy's hounds with them!" he cackled.

Loki cackled as well.

"He's Daphne, Jo is Freddy, Henry is Velma, and two guesses who's Shaggy. The two pugs are now Great Danes that go by Scooby and Scrappy."

Dean was cracking up, as was Sam.

"I'm confused."

"The big bad archangel Michael has been delegated to the role of Daphne Blake from Scooby Doo," clarified Dean, once he got over his giggles.

"Wasn't Daphne a girl?"

"Yup, and one of the most useless characters."

"I still cant believe the hold you have over most of the guys here," said Harry, shaking his head.

Dumbledore had a bit of a shock realizing exactly how much power Dean had over the male population after the article about Hagrid's ancestry came out.