Back in Black

Chapter 43

Dean had Suzaku flame them outside Number 12 Grimmauld Place a week before school was to restart. Most of the group were sporting nice tans and relaxed grins. The only one not tanned was Cas, to Dean's amusement.

"Alright, before we go in, is everyone ready?"

"Extra strength bubblehead charm is up," said Gabriel grinning evilly.

"Bear's been prepped," said Sam smirking.

"Innocent face is on," said Harry trying hard not to laugh.

"Then gents, let's go prank the Order of the Flash Fried Chicken."

Sirius, alerted by

Harry was almost bowled over by brown and red haired missiles.

Before Hermione could demand to know why he had taken so long to get there, Bear started to do a familiar dance...at least to Sam, Dean and the two angels.

It wasn't his 'I have to go' dance, but the start of something infinitely worse.

The 'I'm about to unleash the world's worst gas attack' dance.

Sirius, alerted to the fact they were about to prank the entire house, already had his bubblehead charm up.

Remus, much to his dismay later, did not.

There was a loud, wet fart that emanated from the St. Bernard mix, and almost immediately people stated dropping like flies from the smell.

Gabriel, having been on the tail end of such a fart, started howling like a lunatic. It was even funnier when he wasn't on the receiving end.

"Holy crap! We got Fawkes too!" cackled Dean.

Sure enough, Fawkes was out cold from the smell.

"Dear Merlin, that is foul. What the hell caused that?" gaged Sirius. He could stomach it...barely.

"Mexican food. A few tacos, burritos and a few Mexican pizzas and Bear becomes a biological weapon," snickered Sam.

"Now, get to taking pictures so we can enjoy this again later!" said Dean, handing the camera to a grinning Sirius.

"In the meantime, let's put some of these guys into compromising positions!" grinned Gabriel.

"Oh hell yes!" cackled Sirius.

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Sirius was still snickering when the first victims started to wake up.

"Dear sweet Merlin, what is that awful stench?"

"GAH!"

As more and more began to wake up, some in rather compromising positions, others without any clothes at all...or wearing something that was the wrong gender for them.

Snape in particular found himself in an outfit that belonged to a show Dean sometimes watched called Bible Black cuddling with Professor Dumbledore. He was wearing the female outfit with no underwear on, but thankfully the skirt covered it.

Gabriel had snapped it into place, because none of them could stomach the idea of changing his clothes.

The screams from him were loud enough to wake most of the others, and Dean was very, very glad he had his phone to record this.

By the time someone finally had the presence of mind to open all the windows to circulate the air, the damage was already done.

Poor Remus would be out cold for two days after.

And, much to the horror of the days to come, Dean was more than happy to supply the twins with the Bear Bombs to sell at their shop.

Any chance of trying to keep Harry indoors was now officially shot, since Bear could knock out the entire house with a single blast without killing them.