Dollhouse| L.s.

Chapter 9

Louis

Well shit, I can't find my shorts.

No, before you say anything, they're not just any regular shorts, they're running shorts.

I only wear them when I don't hate all of the human race, and actually want to leave the house...Bertha's just has so many needs so I'm not able to leave.

Speaking of Bertha, she's laying on my bed demanding attention.

"Oh Bertha, I'm so sorry! I can't wait at screen and keyboard for your needs all of the time." I try to get her to understand, but she just sits there like the needy computer she is.

I groan in frustration.

"Bertha I need space...You need to get it through your screen that I'm gay!" She stays silent. How rude! Wait... Of course she's silent, she's a computer!

"Mum! Bertha's being mean again!" My yell as I pick up Bertha and run into my mums room.

My mum sighs.

"Louis, I told you that Bertha isn't a real person." She shakes her head in annoyance. "I knew I shouldn't have let you name her."

"Here mum, you need to spend some quality time with her." I state as I very gently set Bertha onto my mums bed.

"Have fun you two, Toodles!"

"Louis, wait!" My mum calls out.

"What?" I pause my skipping towards the door.

"Here's your stupid shorts, that you love so much." She hands me the article of clothing from a laundry basket.

"Thanks mum, I love you!" I press a big wet slobbery kiss to her cheek.

She shakes her head fondly.

"Yeah, yeah, I love you too."

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Harry

I groan as I close the front door, blocking out my fathers yelling.

Today I'm going for a stroll on this very shitty summer morning .

I put my earphones in my ear as I start to walk. Pressing play on my phone, an upbeat song starts to play.

I nod my head as the music continues to play.

You know what? I'm gonna dance! Well, try.

I start start shaking my hips and walking at the same time.

"Don't believe me just watch!" I shout out as I get into the song.

I turn into a disco dad as I turn around and attempt to moonwalk.

I don't get far with my moonwalking because I moonwalk right into someone, making us both fall down.

"Oops!" I shout out as I try to catch my footing but fail.

"Hi." The person laughs.

I turn around in the unknown persons lap, to get a look at their face.

"Louis?"

"That's me!" He grins.

Wow he has a beautiful smile.

"Thank you!" He smiles wider.

"What?"

"You said I had a beautiful smile." Louis explains.

Shit I'm a fucking idiot! Why must my brain fail me in front of this beautiful human being?

"Do you do this often?" He ask as he gets comfortable underneath me.

"No, no I don't." I blush as I realize that I'm still in his lap.

Trying to get out of his lap, I'm pulled back down by gentle hands.

"No! No I'm comfortable." He rest his hands on my waist. "You look good on top of me." He winks.

I blush harder.

"I-I um," I try to find the words to say.

"You're not into guys? Okay I get it." He starts to sit up.

"No, no!" I gently push him back down. "I'm plenty into guys. It's just I'm not used to anyone flirting with me." I look down.

"Ohh, it's alright babe. Cheer up! There's nothing to be ashamed of." He lifts my chin up.

I smile.

Right as I get ready to say something, and person yells from a high-speed moving car.

"GET SOME! LARRY, LARRY, LARRY!" The voice I recognize as Niall's voice chants as he makes his way down the street.

"Damnit Niall!" We both say at the same time.

Well this summer day isn't as shitty anymore.

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