random headcannons to send millennials into cardiac arrest

total drama headcannons bc fuck you

Ezekiel isnt homophobic but he doesnt support he's a lil confused, says "I'm a guy" when you ask for pronouns and said "I like girls" when asked about his sexuality

Eva's a cishet she/her yk just havin a great time

Noah's a trans gay guy, he/him just livin his best life

Justin's either a cishet supporter (also said "I'm a guy" when asked for pronouns) or is very homophobic because he thinks all girls should be looking at him and thinking he's hot

I feel like Katie is a cis lesbian, she/her and Sadie is a demigirl lesbian, she/her just havin fun bein gay best friends or maybe lovers u never know

Tyler's a cis bi guy, preference for femme presenting ppl but would totally date a masc presenting person, he/him

Izzy's an any/all typa girl, but said fuck gender so she's jusr Izzy. Izzy is Izzy. I'd say Izzy's pansexual

Cody likes to say he's straight but he's not, he/him bisexual demiboy w a male presenting preference which is why he chases after Gwen because he wants to seem straight

Trents a he/him cis bi guy because yes

Beth is a cishet she/her but tries to be supportive

Courtneys maybe just a little homophobic but she/her cishet

Bridget's a she/they straight demigirl, don't ask why she just is

Lindsay's very confused, she's not homophobic just very confused. cishet she/her and very supportive once she understands

DJ's a he/they aromantic nonbinary, don't ask why they just are

Geoff is a he/him cis pansexual, again don't ask why i don't have a reason he just is

Leshawna is a she/her cis lesbian because I said so sorry Harold

Duncan also said he's a guy when asked for pronouns and is maybe just a bit homophobic, he/him cishet

Harold's a he/they cis bi guy because I said so

Heather got offended and said "Can't you obviously tell I'm a girl? Or is it because Chef shaved all my hair off!" and she threw a fit. she/her cishet though

Gwen is a she/they bi nonbinary because I said so

Owen's a he/him cis unlabeled guy, he doesn't care abt labels he literally just wants to be owen

okay now that ive done that i just want to say i fucking hate sierra with a passion she's so creepy