random headcannons to send millennials into cardiac arrest

yfm headcannons

dee jays the therapist friend

puff would rather die than admit it but he is bi w a male preference

axels a stoner

dee jays the he/him aroace friend

puffs the he/him bisexual friend

benatars the he/they gay friend

axels the he/it omnisexual friend

theyre all autistic bc i said so

benatar has asthma and puff bullies him for it

benatar snaps occasionally and will make jokes abt axel having herpes, puff being rejected by dee jane, and dee jay allowing puff to grab his ass

axel doesnt know his left from right (i dont either its okay)

puff reads fanfics when hes rlly bored

benatar likes tim and moby

axel had a scene kid phase

puff wants an eyebrow piercing and snake bites but dee jay wont let him get them cuz he knows he wont clean them

axel uses axe body spray

benatars the mom friend

sometimes they have to put axel on one of those like leashes ppl use for their toddlers so he doesnt get lost

dee jay and benatar like board games

puff has shitty memory and constantly asks dee jay to remind him of stuff

axel has heterochromia

benatar needs glasses but he likes to hide his eyes so he wears contacts

axel used to have dyed hair

benatar sometimes does an american accent and mocks the others

benatar carries his keytar everywhere because its a comfort item

thats also why he wears his tie all the time

axel listens to korn

dee jay likes ICP

puff would rather admit to being bi than admit to listening to doja cat

benatar likes weird al