Why is Nandos sooooo crowded when you want food?! Seriously I think I need to talk to the manager about this. Breath Jackie, breath. Ugh I hate people. I only love 1D and my best friend Anna. she calls me J :D.
Now I must call her highness so I can tell her to meet me here. I walk around the back humming the Torn. I walk outside and it's sooooo cold. La-dee-fricken da. I grab my phone and scroll down to where it says "Anna Bear". All I can think about is how hungry I am. While the phone was ringing I started doing a little dance.
It warmed me up a bit but I was still cold and waiting for her to answer.
"YELLOW?!"
"Purple" I answered with a smirk ;)
"What's up chicken liver?"
Well I'm freezing my butt of behind Nandos yeah.
"I'm doing a little dance waiting for you. Hurry up!"
Chill just keep dancing until I get there J. Jeez."
"well bye den."
I was standing there like a freak doing nothing.
"OH WHALE" I said and started to shuffle. Lemme remind you, I can't dance. I'm a gymnast but I'm no dancer. I was shuffling until I dropped my phone.
MY BABY WAS LYIN ON DA COLD HARD GROUND. OH!
I picked Gerald up and checked to see if he was cracked. Nope. HELLELUJA. I lifted it off the ground and did the Lion King position with it high above my head.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH SEPENYAAAAAAA BABABEEEE SEEMAMAAAAAA" I sang while I dramatically looked into the distance. I was waiting for Anna's lazy butt to get here when I heard a soft chuckling.
"Nice going Niall" I heard the laughter halt and a loud thud. I slowly turned around to see the one and only Niall Horan on the ground clutching his arm. Play it cool J play it cool. No need to worry. Whewww. Breath J breath. Okay I'm good.
"Hey guys." I stated smoothly while I leaned back in a relaxed position. Good job J keep playing it cool. All 5 of them sexy beasts were smirking at me.
"Ummm..." I said
"1, 2, 3... GO!" someone yelled and they all ran at me.
"STAMPEED!!!!!!!" I screamed and started doing random ninja kicks in the air. Ooooh yeah. That's right. I'm just soooooo cool im fighting them off. Then I realized I was still starving. And they were gone! BOOYAA! I was just about to walk away when someone grabbed my arms and hauled me over their shoulder. I started kicking and screaming at them but they only held me tighter.
"Harry, come here you know what I need" the guy who was carrying me said. It was Liam! Uh oh, I started to thrash around what did he need?!?!?!?
Then Harry came up next to me while Xaynheld my arms and Louis held my feet. Niall was just rolling on the ground laughing. Then Liam said "Get her." And Harry started wildly tickling me. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I started trashing around and my sides started to hurt. I could feel Liam chuckling under me.
"STOOOOOOOPPPPPPP. FOR THE LOVE OF CHEEZE IT'S STAHP IM DYING."
They stopped. PRAISE THE LORD. IM FREE.
Wait did I just say I'm free?! I'm not free! I'm being kidnapped! HELLO EARTH TO LONDON CITIZENS IM BEING KIDNAPPED YELLOW?! I was suddenly knocked out of my little world by Louis carrying me into the van. I started to kick around but they grabed me and held me down. By brown hair was all over the place and I was still starving.
"GUYS IF I AM BEING KIDNAPPED CAN I AT LEAST HAVE SOME FOOD." I screamed. Yeah guys back away from da master. Yeah be afraid. WHAAACHOWWWW!
"She is one of us!" Niall cheered.
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Howdy.
I'm Shanizzle :D
Hehe I like fan fiction. LOL GUYS LAUGH.
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