Anna-Bear's POV
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I woke up and found a sleeping J snuggling with Gerald.
Where am I? Why am I on a couch with one arm handcuffed to the arm of this couch? Then it all came back to me. One Direction, kidnapped me.
"JACKIE IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP RIGHT NOW I WILL BURN ALL OF YOUR FOOD" I screamed at her
"whuu?" She woke up quickly, struggling to open her eyes. Her hair looked like she was medusa and she couldn't open her eyes. It kind of reminded me or a whale.....
"Why am I handcuffed to a couch?" I asked her.
"oh jeez sorry I did not realize the boys did that to you. It was probably Lou and Harry..." she thought out loud.
"Well you could at least unlock them, yeah?" I asked. She hurried upstairs and came back with a small key.
She unlocked the cuffs and smiled. I knew she would be happy that I did not burn her food! So I did what any normal person would do if they were kidnapped, then woke up handcuffed to a couch... I attacked the one closest to me. That happened to be J
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" I screamed.
"FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed back. We tackled and pulled at each other's hair, knocking over the couch, and breaking a vase.
Hey what's the difference between a vase and a vase? A vase is just a really nice vase! Okay back to the point.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU FREAK OF NATURE." I yelled at her
"THEY STARTED IT! MANN WANNA GO?! WANNA PIECE OF MEH?! WANNA TAKE THIS TO BURGER KING?!" she screamed at me in her best intimidating gangster voice. Lemme tell you, FAIL.
We continued to wrestle breaking another vase, a picture frame, someone's phone, and ripping eachother's hair out.
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Zayn's POV
I woke up when I heard screams downstairs. I ran down to see what was going on and saw Jackie and Anna fighting to the death. I went into the middle of them only to get kicked in the gut buy Jackie's foot. I ran back upstairs moaning and grabbed Liam.
"go *moan* downstairs *moan*" I tried to tell him.
He rushed downstairs and and called for back up.
Liam's POV
I went downstairs only to find the girls wrestling. I tried to break them up. Nothing happened. I called for the boys to come down. This was getting crazy.
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So... Jackie is pretty cray right now.
What has gotten into Anna-bear?!
I promise I will update soon
Sorry for taking that long to update.
But I still you!!!
Sorry this chapter is boring... Yeah
Byeeeee!!!
~Shanizzle xoxo
