"What took you so long?!" Anna yelled. Jeez what crawled up her butt and died.
"Well, the food was just so good, I couldn't stop eating." I said, lying. And sadly, she could tell.
"You know you are like, the worst liar in the world right? I mean, you are good at a lot of thi-- okay you are good at some things, but not lying. C'mon, cough it up. I was not standing here like a stupid duck while you did something you can't tell me about. JACKIE NIN--"
"SHUT UP!" I screamed clamping my hand over her mouth. "YOU CAN'T TELL THE WORLD MY MIDDLE NAME ARE YOU CRAYZ. GURL YOU ARE STUPID WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HATE IT MAN STAHP WHEN WILL YOU LEARN" I screamed at her. I took my hand off her and realized what I just did. Wow, I really do speak without thinking dont I? Yep.
"Lord J, just tell me what happened. I can see it in your eyes, you look excited, nervous," she took a closer loom at my eyeballs. Ew I hate eyeballs. "and sorta in love." she finished. IN LOVE?! She did not just go all lovey dovey on me. Just because one direction were standing behind her doesn't mean-
"What about One Direction?" Anna asked.
OH MY BAJEZUZ. I GOTTA STAHP SAYING MY THOUGHTS OUT LOUD.
"UMM. UMM. UMM. UUUUMMMMMMM." I said.
She looked like a grasshopper, her skinny legs sitting there, a tiny bit bent, tapping her foot, oh yeah. I need to answer her.
"UNO DOS TRES CUATRO" I screamed, so the boys could hear. They just stared blankly at me.
"What?" Louis asked.
"LOUIS! ugh just get her! Stupid!" I screamed. She is probably leased scared knowing I am in on this even though I originally wanted to make it seem like I was getting kidnapped too, but ya know, they needed a hint to come grab us. Stupid boys.
Anna-bear started turning around and when she saw what was coming at her..., she just smirked back at me. What?! THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING TO KIDNAP YOU WHY ARE YOU NOT SCARED.
"God J, what kind of random guys did you find at the bus station this time. Why must you make friends with random people?! I just don't unde--" she was cut off by Louis putting her over his shoulder. She screamed, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
"PUT ME DOWN YOU RANDOM GUYS. UGH J TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO LET ME GO." she screamed. LOL. she is probably so mad right now. Let's have a little fun shall we? I walked up to her and held out my hands. She knew what was coming.
"DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO DO THIS IN A STRANGERS ARMS?!" she yelled at me. Quiet down young honeysuckle. It will be quick. I reached to her neck,
"What is going on?" Zayn laughed.
"BYE" I screamed at Anna. She started kicking in Louis arms but I tickled her neck and she started berating really heavily. Almost done!
She started to stop kicking, just trying to breath, but then she passed out. Louis screamed and dropped her because she went limp in his arms.
"LOUIS!" I screamed.
"WHAT DID YOU'D TO HER?!" he yelled back.
"SHE IS SO EXTREMELY TICKLISH THAT IF YOU DO IT FOR MORE THAN 3 MINUTES SHE GETS OVER EXCITED AND PASSES OUT. CALM YOUR FACE LORD SASS. I WAS MAKING THINGS EASIER." I exploded at Louis. He frowned and picked Anna-bear up.
"Girls are weird" I heard Liam mutter.
"OH YEAH?! WHY DO GUYS GROW BEARDS?!" I screamed. He looked shocked, hehe.
AWH MANN IM HUNRY.
we carried Anna-Bear into the van and put her on the floor. Decided we need music to help wake her up, so I blasted a random station.
"ASKIN ALL DEM QUESTIONS. ASKIN ALL DEM QUESTIONS WHY YU ASKIN ALL DEM QUESTIONS MAKIN STATEMENT, ASSUMIN?!" I screamed with the radio. The boys didn't even sing along! Weirdos.
Anna-bear's POV
I was waking up and I heard "WHO I LOOK LIKE CUPID?!" I looked up and of course I saw J whipping her weave all over the place.
"ANNA BEAR!" she screamed at me.
"ANNA BEAR!" the boys screamed at me,
"Who are you?" I asked. They took their hoods down revealing the on and only, Styles, Malik, Payne, Horan, and Tomlinson.HOLY CRAP STAY COOL STAY COOL.
"SHUT UP ANNA BEAR IM LISTENING TO MUSIC." J screamed at me. What is with everyone and screaming?! She went back to the music and the guys gave me apologetic looks. Ugh, might as well go to sleep. I layer down to the sound of J screamed at the radio, so loud even Louis couldn't stand it in the front seat.
We need to get that child some help.
And food. Because she dances like a drunk frog that has to pee in the dark.
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PAULA THE KOALA. SHE MOVED TO GUATAMALA.
So dya lyk it?!
Jk I'm not going ghetto on you.
How is it?
More fun to come in the next chappie,
Their personalities show more in the next chapter. So yeah.
Anywhooo... Bye!
~Shanizzle xoxo
