Hmmm ok since no one else is doing anything I dare Meta knight to go a whole day without his mask
Meta knight: its always this.
Kirby: aw its ok! its probably because everyone knows your cute
Meta knight: UGH
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*Meta knight wakes up in the morning*
Mk goes to the epic kitchen on the halberd.
Sword and Blade are just walking to the kitchen too when they spot meta knight.
Sword: Intruder!
MK: im not an intruder.
Blade: your a strange blue puffball! we dont know a blue puffball!
Blade and Sword share a glance and point their swords (well whatever sword and blade) at poor meta knight
MK: Sword, Blade. i am meta knight. I got a dare to take my mask off all day.
Blade: oh, its you sir. sorry for our mistake. i just never saw you with your mask off
Sword: didnt know you were cute.
MK glares at sword
MK: I know im cute. dont remind me.
Blade: he actually kinda looks like kirby!
MK: im gonna eat then leave. have a nice day.
Meta knight goes to the fridge and pulls out a bag
Blade: whats that bag got innit, sir?
Mk: ........... im gonna leave now.
Blade looks at sword, who shrugs.
Meta knight leaves the halberd and goes to kirbys house
MK: Kirby?
instead of kirby, elfilin peeks their ADORABLE head out from behind a doorway
Elfilin: oh, its meta knight! hi. im the only one awake, you know kirby.. sleeping, eating. good morning, sir. it seems you forgot your mask today?
MK: i got a dare to keep my mask off. wait, how did you immediately know it was me?
Elfilin: oh, Kirby just spams pictures when your mask is off. i spent too much time clearing the storage on it from your face. no offense, of course. just i figured you wouldnt want your picture taken?
MK nods.
MK: i came here because you guys probably wont call me cute.
Star (or y'know, me.): Meta your not allowed to do that you have 5 minutes.
MK: ugh.
MK: so uh..... got any books?
Elfilin, who was hoping to talk to him: oh uh yeah but theyre only kiddie books..
MK: ok well ill just eat then
Elfilin: okay you can eat anywhere but kirbys room
MK: what about bandee and yours?
Elfilin: oh we all share
MK: ok.
MK goes to the corner of the room and pulls out..
MK gets teleported to floralia, under a tree.
Taranza: EEK!
Taranza jumped from his spot seeing meta knight appear so suddenly
MK: uh.. hi.
Taranza: are those donuts
MK, irritated: your not even going to ask who i am??
Taranza: sorry meta but kirby always shows his friends pictures of you.. masked and unmasked..
MK: yes, they are donuts. no, you cant have any
Taranza: well, rude. why are you even here if your not giving me donuts? i was busy c r y i n g
MK: are you mentally ok??
Taranza: hell no. can i have a donut?
MK: no.
MK gets teleported to a dark place, where Dark MK is hiding from everyone in his world
MK: you!
DMK: uh wait your not wearing a mask either?
MK: yeah stupid dare.
DMK: same ive been hiding from my so called 'friends' all day!
DMK: but this stupid puffball keeps teleporting me to people!
MK: same.
MK and DMK wave to eachother as i send them to brazil
MK: what is this horrible music??
Magolor spins around
Magolor: did you just insult my beautiful theme
MK: yes
Magolor: wow rude
Marx: oh no has meta knight come to kill us
Susie: shit i hope not
MK: what is this
Magolor: oh all of us 'villains' are just hiding from a very mad king dedede..
Magolor: thanks to marx.
Marx: but it was funny!
Daroach: yes it was funny but now we have to listen to horrible music and play uno!
zan partizzane in the distance: YOU DUMB BITCH, I SWEAR IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE FUCKING +2 I WILL GO BALLISTIC.
Francisca: sister, its just a game!
Hyness: JUH!
Galacta knight: im not a bitch your just a dumb thot. i will skip your turn again and again, no matter the cost!
Morpho: The lor is very interesting did you know she likes classical music?
