10: Monokuma
This murderous lil fuk will kill at least one person there. And you would wish it was you. This bitch will eat the cake, torture some of the guests, scratch people and also probably try hit on your spouse. Like fuck off dude. Also don't invite a bear to a wedding.
9: Poppee
Speaking of murderous lil fuks, we have a 17 year old that won't act his age! Genuinely be afraid if he actually comes to the wedding. And if you also invited Kedamono then be ready for a massive explosion. Also pls defend him, Kedamono is cool. But anyway, THIS KID WILL KILL SOMEONE. AND EXPLODE THE PLACE!!! Just make sure you invite Papi because he's the only one who would have the will power to deal with him.
8: Raquel
You're probably thinking 'who is raquel???' The attention seeking bitch from Barbie! She will not only try to make it all about her, but she'll also try take your spouse (if they are male, blonde and are called Ken). She'll even cause severe problems if you invited Barbie. You turn your back for one minute and Barbie is covered head to toe in wine. Careful around this bitch, she won't hesitate to do it to you too.
7: Giritina, Rayquaza or any really big legendary Pokémon
This is common sense. Don't invite ANY OF THEM to a wedding. They will destroy everything.
6: Chara
Ready to watch everyone there die? You better be, because you invited this lost child! Chara stab everyone in the room, be ready for blood everywhere. Dust will be flying about. And when it's just you alive? They'll say some ominous shit like 'erase this world!'
5: Rocky
BLEH.
4: Godzilla
How would you fit Godzilla in the venue anyway?
3: Any creepypasta character
Dear lord do NOT I am begging you (unless your a simp who's marrying one, then whatever)
2: Wailord
Whilst not a legendary or harmful Pokémon, IT'S HUGE. YOU DON'T WANT THAT THING GOING ABOUT YOUR WEDDING, GET IT IN A POKÉBALL ASAP!!!
Honourable mention:
Ditto: Will copy everyone
1: Olimar
He's 1.9cm. He'd die just from trying to get into the wedding. For his own safety please don't invite him.
This list is not in order, also feel free to say who you wouldn't invite! And even who you would invite!
I would invite Meta Knight, he's trustworthy in my opinion. And what kind of asshole doesn't invite the person they're marrying to the wedding?
