Greg's POV
Roxanne: Have the best last day of school, my gorgeous children! I love you all!
Greg: Bye, Mom.
Becky: Bye, Mom
Keithie: Bye. Yeah, last day of school, Greg. Last chance to ask out Y/N Lamonsoff.
Lenny: Y/N Lamonsoff as in Y/N, Sally and Eric's daughter...You like Y/N? Is that why you've been taking them long showers?
Greg: No, I'm conditioning my hair. That's all I do in the shower... Condition my hair.
Lenny: That's not what the deer told me.
Greg: That deer's a liar.
Becky: I heard too much conditioning can make you go blind.
Lenny: What? Where'd you hear that?
Becky: Higgins.
Lenny: I should kill him.
Y/N's POV
Me and Donna were walking to the Feder's whilst Bean was riding his bike behind us, we were so close to the Feder's that we could now hear their conversation
Keithie: He's too chicken to ask her out, Dad, 'cause she's the hottest girl in school, and Greg is fugly.
Greg likes someone, probably Nancy Arbuckle since she's the prettiest girl at school
Lenny: So, what he's fugly? All the guys in our family are fugly. That don't stop us from getting the hot chicks. Look at me and look at your mother. I mean, it makes no sense. Only in, like, a Hollywood movie or something.
Greg: Every guy in school likes her, Dad.
Lenny: And you'll be the guy who ends up with her. You know why? You're gonna follow my three-step program. Number one, make the girl smile. Number two, tell her she has a nice smile. Number three, say she has to go out with you that night.
Greg: Why that night?
Lenny: Cause it gives her less time to think about how fugly you are. Cause you are fugly.
Greg: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. And Keithie's right... I'm too chicken to ask her out.
Lenny: Hey, you're a Feder. Feders ain't afraid of women, buddy. That's not the way I'm raising you.
Y/N: Who's fugly?
Keithie: Greg
Y/N: Greg's not fugly, have you seen half the guys at our school?
Keithie: True, but Greg's still fugly
Y/N: I disagree
Keithie: Oh, by the way, Dad, did you ask Mom if I can play football?
Lenny: No, I was scared. I'm afraid she's gonna yell at me in that accent that no one understands.
Bean: Come on, Becky, it's 8:00. School starts at 8:15. That means we only have 25 minutes.
All the older kids gave each other weird looks
Donna: How the hell is he our brother?
Becky: Daddy, you promise Mr. Gigglesworth will be better by bedtime?
Lenny: Will you stop worrying about him? He'll be fine. I love you. Have the best last day, okay?
Becky: Okay. Bye, guys. Bye. Daddy. Love you.
Lenny: And you read the street signs, okay? Don't let Bean. My God, riding their bikes to school. Couldn't do that in L.A. with the nuts out there.
Keithie: Yeah, 'cause thank God there's no crazy people out here.
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Grown ups 2 (Y/N Y/L/N x Greg Feder)
FanficBackstory: My name is Y/N Y/L/N My dad left me when I was only a month old Not long after my mom met Eric Lamonsoff, he raised me like his own daughter, but I never felt brave enough to call him dad even though he is a dad to me My mom and Eric got...
