𝒫𝒜𝒮𝒮ℐ𝒪𝒩 [𝒴𝒜𝒩𝒟ℰℛℰ ℬ𝒩ℋ𝒜 𝒳 ℱℰℳ！ℛℰ𝒜𝒟ℰℛ]

Chapter 1 - Your father is a female dog [edited]

Also didn't clarify this but the ages aren't really gonna make sense, like when Y/N is a child Hawks and Mirko are still more-or-less adults. Also I get to make my own headcanons 😙

It was the day.

What is 'the day', you ask? Well it's Y/N's birthday of course.

B/D B/M 2005 (birthday month, birthday day.)

3rd person POV:

Yu Takeyama looked down at her little newborn, imagining all the things you could be when you grew older, especially if you got a quirk.

At the moment she was sitting on the couch in her house, despite being a hero childbirth takes a told on a woman; so at the time it was actually 2 days after y/n's birthday."What should her name be?" Yu asked her boyfriend, who was supposedly there.

After a couple minutes of silence she looked up in confusion why there wasn't an answer, just for her bright pink eyes to land on nothing and go straight to the window.

Yu sighed in frustration, biting her tongue to stop the string of profanities that would have spilled out. Unfortunately one did slip through: "Bitch.." She looked back down at her beautiful baby girl, scanning over her for even the slightest idea for a name.

"Well...you kind of look like a... R/N? (Random name) Um.... no.. R/N?... No..." Yu suggested multiple names to herself, moving her finger back and forth as her daughter held onto her finger like her life depended on it.

"Oh! I got it!" She exclaimed before regretting it as her daughter almost cried. Yu mumbled apologies and curses to herself before saying, quietly: "Y/N....perfect.."

Despite being her biological daughter Y/N had E/C eyes and H/C hair (unless you don't have hair). Yu even gasped quietly when Y/N opened her eyes for the first time, showing her deep/bright E/C eyes.

Fast forward acouple years,
B/D B/M 2007

The H/C haired baby, her hair in 2 pigtails with ball rubber bands/ her hair in multiple twists with flower barrettes on the ends/a (color) bow placed on her bald head, looked around the room with a smile, tapping her small chubby hands on the white tray of her (color) high chair.

The small girl with a (color) dress and (contrasting color) tights let out a small giggle and put her hands up to her face, still tapping, as her mom, her favorite 'uncle' Shota, 'uncle' Hazashi, 'uncle' Nezu, 'uncle' Toshinori, 'auntie' Nemuri, 'auntie' Rumi, 'uncle' Keigo, 'uncle' Shinji, and 'uncle' Enji, she hated him. Well at least at the time she saw, most of them, as uncles and aunts.

Anytime he would even try to hold her she would start wailing, and pushing him away. Anytime he would even walk in the room she would latch onto whoever is holding her and never let go. From the first time Y/N saw Enji she just knew he was bad news. She just felt it.

Even another of Y/N's favorites came. Endeavor's wife, Rei, joined him. Rei was like a second mother to Y/N, she would watch her when Yu had hero work. She also brought her kids, Toya, Fuyumi, Natsuo, and she was holding a baby with red and white hair, who was named Shoto. He was even a year younger than Y/N.

"Happy birthday dear Y——N~" They sang, all of them clapping their hands together. Well, most of them. Shota had his hands in his pockets while tapping his foot, and Shinji was nodding with the claps with his hands on his hips. Y/N also clapped with them, well, she did clap her hands just not really at the same time. "Happy birthday to you~"