Silly little town - the league of gentlemen

Pt.1

"Ahh! You must be Martha are you here for your interview at 3:00?" Judee asked
"Yeah that's me" I say with a smile

"Right so you've got all the qualifications right?" she asked
"Umm yes I do" I say handing her a sheet of paper
"Perfect! We've got a lot of clients today it's quite hard with just me and Charles!" she explained
"If you'd like to follow me around the back ill show you where you'll be working" she said with a smile
"Ok great" I told

once she led me to a room surprisingly charlie was in it and he was quick enough to say "Martha what are you doing here?"

"It's my new job! Spit and polish" I say smiling
"Jesus Christ why didn't you tell me?" he said with a towel in hand
"I didn't see the point but! at least I get to chat to you at work now must be lonely with just you and Mrs Levinson" I explain

"Judee. But yeah It can be lonely but at the end of the day I'm only on in for 5 hours" Charlie explained
"Well... I don't work here. Well, I do? Uhh I just do some cleaning once in a while around the parlour" he tried to explain

"No no don't be embarrassed Charlie I couldn't give a rats arse if you work here or not," I said laughing
"Oh well- as long as you don't tell Stella"

"I won't don't you worry your secrets safe with me" I said smiling

Time skip
Once me and Charlie left we both began heading our way home unfortunately Charlie forgot his coat back at the parlour so he had to run back and go get it

Soon after unfortunately for me I ran into "pops" sort of corner stall knocking over some dairy milk chocolate bars
"God I am so so sorry!" I say picking half of them up
"Look at whata your doing! Stupid woman!" he shouted at me
"Pop don't worry about it she clearly apologized," one of his sons said. At the time I did it know what his name was I soon found out it was his son Rich

After that incident, I quickly walked home and pushed open the door
"Is that you Martha!" Stella asked from the living room
"No it's bloody Michael Myers," I said sarcastically locking the door
"No! Don't say that you know how much that bloody movie scared me" she said
"Sorry" I said lying down on the sofa next to her

"Fancy going to Luigi's later?" I asked
"Ooh yeah definitely haven't been there in a while," she said doing a little dance on the spot
"Alright cool, I might invite Mike, Geoff and Brian if that's cool?" I asked
"Oh yeah of course don't want Geoff starring at my tits again mind!" she chuckled

I laughed and nudged her and then said "God that was one bloody time! Besides it's not like your Tony hasn't been staring at my arse all the time"
"Well I'll nip down to Mike's with you then so you can invite him," she said

"Alright let's go then," I said grabbing her arm
Then we left