(Mike's wedding flashback at the time Martha was going out with Ross) "How'd I look?" I said twirling in front of the mirror sarcastically "Look frigging amazing" Stella said leaving the bathroom "Aw thanks, Stel you look lovely too" "Wheres Charlie?" I asked "Probably wanking himself off in the bathroom downstairs just leave him," Stella said putting her hat on
"Can't believe Mike's wedding theme is fancy bloody dress" Stella said "Aye it's not fancy dress it's medieval-themed," I said placing on my jester's hat
"Right anyway it should be starting soon!" I said grabbing Stella's hand then we started making our way downstairs
"Charlie, Charlie!" Stella shouted "What'd you want!" he shouted back "We're leaving now you coming or not" I shouted "Right right coming hold on," he said then Stella whispered "where have I heard that before" causing me to laugh
"What you laughing at," Charlie said walking down the stairs "Your bloody outfit for a start," I said elbowing Stella "Piss off" he said then we left
At the wedding whilst everybody is sat down "Right now I'd like to make a speech but our lovely Cheryl told me not to take long and be quick." then Geoff paused "but anyway that's what she's used to anyway!" he said then everybody started laughing "Oi now," Mike said laughing
"Alright now mike is my best friend in the world we've always been together you know even in class we'd always be split up but in the end I got moved to a class with the rems. But I have this one memory when we were in art class and the teacher preferred his drawing of a trainer to my drawing but at the of the day he used my bloody pencil to draw it "so much detail she said" at the time you could Geoff was getting worked up and slowly getting angrier and angrier
"Those were the days aye Mike," he said starring at Mike at the time you could also see that Mike was getting offended at half the stuff Geoff was saying but I just sat back and watched it all happen
"And then after that we both starting working together we even had the same office for a while-" then Geoff got cut off by Mike saying "tell him about the time-" then again Geoff cut him off and said "And then he started rising by the ranks I watched him!" "And now he holds the position he has today MY BOSS!" Geoff shouted
"Who would have thought that stuck up little boy would someday be TICKING ME OFF!" Geoff shouted then I look at Stella and said "He's got to be joking-" and Stella just shrugged her shoulders
"Anyway I'm getting off the point it's about this time that Mike is SCREWING MY WIFE TO BE!" he shouted and then Cheryl raised her hand and Geoff quickly cut her off by saying "You can shut up your not apart of this story yet!"
Then I looked at stella again and said "somebody has the stop him for gods sake"
"But wait! Things started looking up for me because in 87 both of our mums got really ill" as he was saying this my heart dropped "Mine thank God she got better but YOURS DIED DIDNT SHE! YOUR MUM DIED AND MINE DIDN'T! I won that" he shouted
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Then I looked at Stella and Ross and shouted "he has to be taking the fucking piss now!"
"Oh and you can shut up as well! All the times when id ask you to come to the school disco with me!EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SAID NO! WAS I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU" he shouted "AT LEAST I WON THE MUMS!"
"And if my Katie was here today she would feel the same. But she can't feel the same cause she left me. Didn't she Bri" Geoff said starring down at Brian
"YOU KNOW I GOT THIS GUN RIGHT" Geoff said pulling out a gun and absolutely terrifying everybody in the room
"Come on now Geoff fair dos aye...?" Mike said tapping him on the shoulder
Then slowly Geoff started to turn around and calm down then he pulled Mike into a hug
About 30 minutes later "I cant believe you'd let him speak to you like that" I was saying to Mike
"Look I know but sometimes he can get so worked up over things you know he bottles everything up" he explained "Well if your not going to do anything I am," I said walking up to Geoff
"You alright Martha," he said then I swung a punch across his face leaving him holding his cheek in agony "Jesus Christ!" Brian shouted
"What'd you do that for! You crazy bitch!" he shouted "That's for my mum you wanker!" I shouted Then I walked off back to my table grabbing my drink. Then I took a massive sip and sat down
"He definitely deserved that I've never seen you lose your shit like that before" Ross said "Yeah well you heard what he said about my mam" "Yeah well, you know in the job centre?" Ross asked me
"Yeah yeah what's happened," I asked "Well Pauline has been sacked" he explained "Your joking! How?" I asked "Well you know how she's been treating me with all the shouting and the abusive behaviour" "Yeah?"
"Well I've told her how I've been watching her behaviour and now she's sacked she's on the dole now" he explained and honestly I couldn't stop laughing
A few minutes later "Right me and Charlie are going home you coming?" Stella asked
"No I'm alright I'm going to stay with Ross tonight," I said nudging her "Oo I see don't do anything I wouldn't do" she said with a smirk
Then we both left thankfully Ross's flat wasn't that far away so we just walked
"He had no right bringing up your mum throughout that" he said "That's the whole reason I punched him" I explained
