Snapcube 06 [Sonic Reader Insert]

[3] Go Read a Book or Something, IDIOT!

Robots continued to pour from the sky, mounting the railing along the side of the stage. They appeared to all stand digitigrade with guns as hands, jetpacks on their backs. The monochrome machines began to chant in unison, "𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚜. 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎. 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎. 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎." One charmed up from the back,  "𝙰𝚖 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝? 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚋."

You threw yourself in front of Elise, protecting her from the onslaught of robots. You searched for the weapon Anthony crafted for you but it was nowhere to be found, unstead you just had the ceremonial spear. All you could do was aim the sharp tip of the blades towards your surrounding enemies.

"(Y/n!) Look up!" Elise pointed to a circular vehicle with two thick arms. The shadow of a deranged man with a pointy mustache began to descend upon the broken stage. He laughed maniacally as your eyes met. You knew this must be the man in charge of this assault.

"Urh huh huh heh he.... Why hello there young Princess! And you're little dog too-"

Elise looked visible disgusted at this man. His outfit looked absolutely crazy and his well groomed mustache did not help with the fit. Even worse, was when he pointed it out...

"Do you like my outfit? My four nipples?"

Indeed, there were four strangle protrusions coming from the chest of this big man, and what he called them certainly did not help his look, especially, when he asked Elise to join him on his boat, or well- ship.

"I'm not letting the princess get anywhere near you, you egg shaped abomination."

"Ah yes, how rude of me not to introduce myself. I am Doctor Robotnic, or some know me simply as Eggman." The man, or Eggman, did a bow in front of the princess, and proceeded to hold out a hand to Elise. "Now, I desire that gem your little friend has."

"Back off ya spooky bitch," You jousted the spear towards him, trying to shoo the villain away.

"What? You think your little stick can stop me and my gunner robots?" Eggman gestured to the army that began to surround you. You weren't sure what a gunner was, but by the looks of it the tubes on the robots had to have been projectile based. You just weren't sure how dangerous a 'gun' type was. Your technology certainly wasn't strong enough to fight Dr. Eggman.

"I'll do whatever I must to protect the princess!" You were about to throw your spear at Eggman, when a gust of wind knocked you off your feet. That invisible force turned into a blurb of blue, spiraling around the stage and forcing everyone back to the ground.

Eggman yelled out in surprise, "Tornadoes?! This isn't Arizona!"

You too were pushed to the ground, but thanks to your helmet you were able to look out at the hurricane force winds that suddenly blew into your city. According to Eggman, this wasn't his doing- Had the god's come to curse you?

Whatever God may have been, he appeared in the form of a blue hedgehog, a mobian like yourself with white gloves and dashing green eyes full of spirit! "My! That's a pretty snazzy performance there."

You were bewildered to see this hero, incredibly fast and had no fear in his expression whatsoever. He began to bombard the robots effortlessly, dodging their projectiles as they began to fire. Your eyes managed to catch a shall as it hit the ground. Small and sharp at the edge like a much more dangerous musket bullet. These were extremely dangerous...

You took the chance to grab Elise. WIth strong arms you helped her up, trying to get her attention which was no use as she became entranced, muttering, "It's you-" while staring at the blue hedgehog.