#7 Fire will save the clan

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Firestar: HI it's your guy, firestar, and welcome back to 50 ways to kill BLUESATR!!!!

Jayfeather: plz don't tell me someone fed firestar catnip

Firestar: DON"T WORRY I FED MYSELF CATNIP!!!!!!!!

* 2 moons later*

Firestar: HI it's your guy, firestar, and welcome back to 50 ways to kill BLUESATR!!!!

*laughs like maniac*   Hey bluestar!  

Bluestar: *hesitantly* yes?

Firestar: *grininng evilly* Remember the prohecy fire will save the clan?

Cinderpelt: Uh oh Who fed firestar catnip?

Sandstorm: *hesitantly* That might of been me.

Cinderpelt: Seriously sandstorm!

Firestar: WELL YOUR ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

*Firestar lights match and lights forest on fire*

Firestar: *laughing like maniac* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cinderpelt: Did ANY of you learn ANYTHING from the LAST EPISPODE?

Bluestar: *gulps* Don't feed catnip to leader's espesially firestar.

Squirralflight: Why is are father acting like a maniac?

Leafpool: Because mother fed him catnip.

*every cat leaves the game*

*firestar dies from falling tree*

37867537695776378358758768383627426187-25403758329420950946794254-726985084065746245860278684923851865819598455468-14 moons later

Cinderpelt: don't worry the fires out. now lets look for firestar and bluestar.

Greystripe: Firestar dead!

Spottedleaf: SO IS BLUESTAR!!!

Graystripe: AND THATS HOW YOU KILL FIRESTAR AND BLUESTAR!!!!!!!!

Cinderpelt *dryly* Okay now who fed Graystripe catnip?

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