*In Firestar's den*
Firestar: * puts paws on chest* My insides are burning! *Puts paws on face* My face is melting! *puts his head back* I"M A WAFFLE!!!!
Brambleclaw: *Walks in* Umm Firestar i thought you didn't like waffles!
**Silence**
Firestar: *intensly* No I like waffles, they make me die!
Brambleclaw: Okay who gave firestar catnip?
Sandstorm: that might of been me...
Brambleclaw: *facepaw* Who will run the show?
Firestar: I'M A WAFFLE FARMER!
Cloudtail: Umm.... I don't think there's such a thing...
Cinderheart: How do we shut him up?
Hollyleaf: I don't know...
Lionblaze: *shoves 1 000 poppyseeds in his mouth* There!
Firestar: Wha- *dies*
Brambleclaw: Why did you-?
Sandstorm: MY BABY!!!! *starts licking him* WHY DID YOU MURDER HIM!!!
Graystripe: *walks in* Murder who? *see's firestar* OMG!
Brambleclaw: Hide the eveidence!
*bury's him*
There!
Bluestar: Whats going on?
*See's catnip*
OHHHHHHHHHHH
Brambleclaw: No...
Bluestar: *mouth watering* Yessssss
Brambleclaw: Nooooooooo
Bluestar: Non nom nom nom nom nom nomn nom
Sandstorm: *facepaw* Dummy's.
Bluestar: Wha- *dies*
Firestar: *Magicly apperes* AND thats how you kill bluestar!
Graystripe: *dumbfounded* Wait wha-?
Firestar: I have 4 lives left!
Cinderpelt: Here eat these 4 red berries that are totally not deathberries!
Firestar: okay thanks! *eats berries* Oh *sighs* Why do i let you talk me into these things? *dies*
The end
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(Old and Discontinued) 50 ways to kill Bluestar
AventuraFirestar: whats up i'm going to kill bluestar. why because revenge. Bluestar: Bad descripption, in my opion Firestar: nobody asked you! Revenge 50 ways to kill bluestar This is my first book plz enjoy!!!!!! 😱
