XX Goten | DragonballZ Fanfiction

It's missing! *gasp!*

Goten came out of the bathroom and stood in the kitchen, with a towel wrapped around his hips, looking troubled. Gohan and Chichi stopped eating to stare at him. Goku continued to slurp, chew, moan, and chomp his dinner, ignoring the family dilemma happening in his presence.

"What is it champ?" Gohan asked, sensing his little brother was bothered by something. Normally, Goten would be sitting next to their Dad having an eating contest and making sex noises with his food too.

Goten's cheeks puffed out and turned red. Whatever was troubling him, he forced himself not to cry about it.

"Did you see a scary spider?" Chichi asked.

Goten shook his head.

"Did you fall down?"

Goten's eyes narrowed.

"Did..."

It was clear that Chichi was having fun guessing the problem, not realizing that her patronizing questions were infuriating her son.

"I'm not a little kid anymore Mom!" Goten shouted.

Goku stopped shoving food in his mouth to blink at his son. None of his boys ever dared to yell at Chichi, mainly because she's scary and cooks all their meals, was Goten going nuts?

"Dad." Gohan groaned, shoving Goku's chipmunk cheeks out of his face." You're supposed to swallow your food, not store it."

Chichi's hurt expression immediately made Goten regret shouting at his mother.

"I'm sorry Mom." He apologized." It's just when I was going to take a shower, I noticed..." Goten's face turned red and he opened his towel to expose his naked body.

Chichi, Gohan, and Goku's eyes bugged out of their sockets.

"I-is that a..." Gohan started, but Goten cut him off.

"Yes."

Goku wrapped his hand around his throat and began to gag--nobody noticed.

Chichi blinked away her shock, which she replaced with anger." When did you do this?" 

In the background, Goku's face turned blue as he struggled to spit out the food he was choking on.

" I thought you loved being a boy! Who in the world gave you the money for a sex change? Huh? Who!"

 Supreme Kai flashed behind Goku and began to give him the Heimlich maneuver.

"I didn't get a sex change!" Goten cried.

A chicken leg flew out of Goku's mouth, the noise of it shattering a window made Gohan look back.

"I was about to take a shower when I noticed my penis was gone and now I have a vagina!"

Goku smiled and shook Supreme Kai's hand. Supreme Kai pointed at Goten, but Goku shrugged, then Supreme Kai disappeared.

"I'm scared! Where did my penis go?"

Goten dramatically ran out of the kitchen and into his bedroom.

"Are you okay Dad?" Gohan asked.

Goku smiled sheepishly. "Haha. This is why your mother tells us to chew our food."