I was watching random vids on youtube and thought about this sooooo enjoy. oh, and if you know where I got all these references from... you'll enjoy this more.
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we see jay in what looks like an abyss of pure darkness
jay: " it's a beautiful day outside birds are singing Flowers are blooming on days like these kids like you.......*looks at Marcy* should be sleeping! it's like 3 am! and on a school night. geez, Mar-Mar your gonna have a bad time keeping your grades up."
he guides Marcy to bed and tucks her in.
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we see jay on a stage with a mic in class.
jay: " what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman... snowballs."
we hear the English teacher groan.
jay: *smiles* " wood-fired pizza... how will pizza get a job now?"
English teacher: " boy get off the stage!"
jay: *gets a toothy grin* " I still remember the last thing Marcy said before she kicked the bucket... it was ' hay how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'."
English teacher groans louder.
jay: *gets a smug smile*" the existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon. these are the elemelons."
English teacher: " shut the fuck up!!"
every one laughs
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we see jay and Anne hanging out.
jay: " hay Anne."
Anne: " yeah jay?"
jay: " do you know what happened to the Italian chef?"
Anne: " oh no! what happened?"
jay: " they... PASTA WAY."
Anne: " jay... don't make jokes about that kind of thing."
jay: " Nah I'm going to keep going."
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(for everyone who knows what the rest is don't spoil it!)
???: " reminder greet every day with enthusiasm."
jay: *gets up and looks around* " I'm super o|ɛ|0/~ɛ}}ɛo|!!!"
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on Halloween.
jay: " sup kid trick or yeet."
kid: " yeet?"
jay: " yeet it is."
jay kicks kid to the next house.
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we see jay and Sasha hanging out until jay starts repeating-
jay: " so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool *doesn't stop*
Sasha: " jay what are you doing?"
jay: " so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool *he doesn't stop*
Sasha: " stop."
jay: " so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool so cool-"
Sasha: " shut the fuck up!"
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amphibia x my OC
AdventureI can't describe anything about this. I mean it's funny and weird if you want an x reader then try my other book. this will also have some story to it. p.s go check out TDOG4903 they gave me the inspiration and courage to make this. p.p.s please co...
