I slowly opened my eyes as my consciousness returned, looking around I realised I was in a room I'd never seen before.
Looking around I saw only blank curtains and a small bedside table with a glass of water and some medication of some sorts. I was in a bed with plain white sheets and a small woven blanket. Is this the nurses office??? How did I get here????
I tried to sit up but my head began to throb. Oh- that's right, I fell on the oval. But that still didn't explain how I got here.....
It was then that I saw it- him.... He had a vibrant green skin, with a face chiselled by God's angels. His closed eyes and relaxed face looked like a man I could only dream of. I could feel my heart beating out of my chest. Why would this handsome and (surprisingly) muscular man take me to the nurses office- and further more- stay here with me?
"Um.... H-hello?" I stuttered nervously, "W-who are you?". After I spoke he began to stir, opening his eyes to reveal two stunning brown orbs that almost made me stop breathing. How is one guy allowed to be this hot?????????? SHUTUP BRAIN!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE HORNY!!!
"Hey, sorry for falling asleep on you", he chuckled with a tired expression, his chuckle sending shivers down my spine. "Guess I was a bit tired. I'm Shrek by the way, nice to meet you." Holy shit....... Even his voice is sexy!! I could feel mini me getting excited, he was just too fucking sexy!! NO BRAIN- NO HORNY!!
"Helloooooo?", he- Shrek said confused. When I didn't answer, his tone turned more aggressive. "Jeez if I knew you'd a dick maybe I should've left you on the ground.". He then got up and grabbed his bag from the floor next to my bed.
"WAIT!" I shouted, he stopped and turned back to look at me.
"What?", he replied.
"I'm sorry I didn't reply, I was just a bit shocked to wake up in a strange bed with a handsome guy sleeping next to me, I swear I didn't mean to be rude, like I said I was just shocked and confused and...", my voice trailed of as I realised I was babbling.
"'Handsome guy' huh? I'm guessing that would be me?" Shrek replied, an amused smirk tugged on his lips. "I can get behind that"
Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID TO CALL HIM HANDSOME TO HIS FACE!?!?!?! HE PROBABLY THINKS I'M SOME CREEP!!!!
"Oh my God, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to say that it just slipped out-"
"You gonna keep rambling or do you want me to help you get back to class?", he interrupted.
"Yeahhh... Class would be good", I mumbled back.
He chuckled in response, "Ok take those pills and follow me".
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The Tale of Shrek And Mark Zuckerberg
FanficShrek is the chad of his school, everyone wants to be his friend and he is the captain of his football team. Mark Zuckerberg just got transferred to Swamp Bottom High. Let's face it, he's a little bit of a nerd. When Mark manages to land himself in...
