GAY oneshot newsies

things my friends have said

Ike: I would 100% snort pixie dust
Hotshot: I'm sorry but WHAT?

Ike: GRAMMERLY SHUT UP * slaps computer*

Mush: so ike u got the spice cough
Ike: yes I have the spicey cough

Graves: there are multiple kids in my basement
Myron: OMG sammmmeeee

Ike : I'm to sexy for my car too sexy for my shirt
Ace: please don't take your shirt off
Hotshot: please do

(Carrying maroon crayon)
Skittery: no one else's was in the maroon were it happened
Waves: hehe maroon

Ike (with covid): I'm am sick I am sick i am sick sick sick

Hotshot: I want tooo sleeeeeepppo
Teach : well you should of done that in your own time

Ike: (reading quiz question)would you have sex with your clone
(Looks at Mike)
Ike: hell no

Ike : (performing romeos death scene)

Ike : language
Mush : (walks past) bitch
Ike: (to mush) bitch

Race:Ike is so innocent looking but so dark thing come out his mouth

Ike : I got 49% in a maths test :D

(Mike arrives)

ike :Men

(Mike leaves)

Kathrine : I don't even like men but I agree with him men

Elmer : I got 6% on maths

Finch : how do I get the sword out the way

Ike : *snorts any substance given to him*

Ike: bitch
Mush:Bitch

Ike: love you bitch
Hotshot : you to bitch
*kisses head*

Mush and Ike seen each other: 👁️👄👁️

Hotshot: *singing* meowwww meowwww

Mush: *hold teacup wrong*
Davey:your banished form the adult table
*forces him to sit on the side with Hotshot and Ike*
Hotshot: the kiddie table

Ike: Tommy boy screwed himself!
*Tommy trying to un screw a screw-form his shoe*

Mush : *Mickey Mouse frog*

Jack: I am the livening encyclopaedia of all things Alabama

Ike : I'm missing out on jiggly thighs :(

Denton : take that radiation away from your arse

Ike : * tries to snort carrot*

Race : David look, I'm Ryan Gosling

Spot : Babe, not now I'm talking to the sky

Ike : I put my acting CV into a bakery so I can get a job there

Ike : That's what Mush said

Davey : Simps loudly*