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Mal: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Evie: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Mal: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Jay: Actually I did the math, Evie would have $225, not $0.15.

Evie: Fam I'm right here....

Carlos: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Mal: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Carlos: Sorry I only have a dollar

Mal: :(

Jay: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Evie would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Carlos: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Jay: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jane: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Jay: Apply juice to what

Lonnie: Directly to the forehead

Evie: Great chat everyone