Decendants Incorrect quotes

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Mal: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Evie: ...I did. I broke it.

Mal: No. No you didn't. Jay?

Jay: Don't look at me. Look at Carlos.

Carlos: What?! I didn't break it.

Jay: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Carlos: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jay: Suspicious.

Carlos: No, it's not!

Jane: If it matters, probably not, but Lonnie was the last one to use it.

Lonnie: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Jane: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lonnie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jane!

Evie: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mal.

Mal: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Jane: Mal... Jay's been awfully quiet.

Jay: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Mal, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Mal: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Mal:

Mal: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.