Childe x Zhongli

The meetup.

Childe strolled through the empty streets of liyue, the cold breeze absolutely annihilating his petite figure, he was so dokidoki kawaii small that he flew away and just happened to land into the arms of a big strong man

"E-EH?" Childe whimpered kawaiily

"yOu're safw neow. dont worry" Zhongli said reasurringly

"o-o-oooo-o--o-ok..." childe mumbled

"btw wanna make out and date?" zhongli asked

"omg ok" childe replied.

Zhongli swept childe up bridal style (zhongli move tf its my turn) as he strolled through the streets of liyue, on hsi way to his homeless shelter- i mean mansion.

"Woah, you're nearly as rich as me.. nearly." cHIlde said. Zhongli swiftly placed him on the floor as he opeend the door to his shac- i mean rlly nice mansion.

"wanna make out" zhongli asked

"omg ok" childe replied. Zhongli dragged childe to his bedroom and ordered a baby on the phone as a bird came and delivered it

"omg! its here!!" childe screamed with exciement. Childe aggresively unwrapped the baby box and grabbed the fat ugly baby. 

".ew ZHONGLI I WANT A DIFFERENT ONE" childe whined

"ok bb" Zhongli pood another one out of his eyes and watched it hatch out of its ajax windex bottle/

"omg its beautiful" childe said

"ikr" zhongli said

suddenly, a loud bang was heard from outside, on the door... 

"huh" childe said

"ohno" zhongli said.

**Part 2 out soon, tell me waht you guys think of this proffesional story i just wetoe**