"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" CHILDE SCREAMED AS THE SCARY EVIL RAIN DROP DROWNED HIS PETITE FRAME
"OMG DW BBY IM COMING TO SAVE YOU" ZHONGLI DASHED TOWARDS CHILDE AND GRABBED HIM JUST AS THE FIERCE DROPLET WAS ABT TO KILL HIIM
"o-omg.... u saved me....." Childe said.
"ofc i would bb now lets go to my house and have tea"
"omg ok" As the two entered zhonglis carboar- i mean mansion lined with gold, a sad, dark figure could be seen
"BABE!!" a woman with a young complexity yelled before running into zhonglis arms "whos your new FRIEND?" she asked.
"G-guizhong!!! I didnt know u were still hh-----h-h-h-hh--here" Zhongli stuttered as he glanced to childe with a worried poor boy expression on his ugly face
"Zhongli... WHo is thia? I though i was ur only bby!" Childe screamed angrily before destryoing zhonglis dirt vas- i mean quartz and china vases.
"CHILDE STOP! I DO LOVE YOU I REALLY DO BUT... IVE BEEN SEEING ANOTHER..."
"W-W-W-W-WHATTT?" CHILDE SCREAMED AS HE SLAPPED ZHONGLI ACROSS THE FACE AND TURNED INTO A BIG STORNG MAN, ALMOST AS LARGE AND STRONG AS ZHONGLI
".........you werent a petite baby?..."
"OF COURSE I WASNT. YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE ANYWAYS SO WHY DO YOU CARE!" CHILDE STOMPED OUT OF THE HOMELESS SH- I MEAN MANSION AND BACK TO LIYUE HARBOUR.
"hey ekaterina or whatever your name was.." childe said as he entered the northland bank. "im ready to leave liyue. get me the earliest ship back to snezhnaya.
"Tartaglia, u seem rlly emo rn, r u ok bro" Ekatriasuiusiad asked,
"No my ugly stupid boyfreind funeral poor dude cheated on me" Childe said with emo tears streaming down his face...
*TIME SKIP*
5 AM
childe packed his big fat rich kid luggage and set off to the harbour where he could finally leave liyue, and stupid zhonli behind. As childe got onto the ship he heard a faints creaming sound
"...huh?"
"CHILDE PLS BBY COME BACK IM SRRY PLSPLSPSSLPSPLSLPSLP" ZHONGLI SCREAMED
"...no. yuou had youe chnance. now you've lost it." chidle scofed angrily
"PLS BBY.... BEFORE YOU LEAVE I HAVE ONE LAST QUESTION" ZONGLI ASKED
"...waht" childe said straing at zhongli, unamised
"will u marry me" zhingli said as he kneeled down, and pilled out a ring pop
"...omg a-a-a-a-a- aring pop?" childe asdi
"yes... pelase marry me" zhngli said
"OMG OK!!!!" CHILDE SAID AS HE JUMPDE INTO ZHONGLI ARMS
"ILYSM!!" ZHZONGLI SAID
"ILYT ZHINGLI" CHILDE SAID GLEEFULY
The end!!!! let know me if u want part 2 of rain or the meetup or if i should start writing my not pro stories. (genuine effort ones :( )
bey bye
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