1.go in to an apple and say I need to upgrade to a orange
2.drop a dora toy and when someone goes to pick it up yell swiper no swiping
3. Take all the fudge, whipped cream, or anything like that, and make a slip n slide.
4.Walking by someone, start singing a Barney song, when they join in, say "what a bunch of retards" and walk away.
5.Hide in the clothing racks. When someone starts searching through the clothes, jump up, saying, "Pick me!!!"
6. On the intercom, broadcast very irrelevant conversations between teenage girls (OH NO U DIDN'T!!! he's totally like going to dump her, he's too hot for her, did you hear about that???) etc. (broadcast until it stops being funny)
7.Walk up to an employee and in an official tone of voice say "We've got a code 3 in House wares". See what happens.
8.ask a boy worker where the tampons are and say "I'm on my lady time" then wink at him
9.call the store and ask them if they have a bunch of things then go back to the first or second thing you said and ask "what was the price on that one?"
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ways to annoy people(classics with my own twists)
Humorthis book has it all to pranks to texting.This is the perfect Gide to annoying people.It docent made when because this book has school to summer.It dose not matter why this book has all the ways. Btw not all of these are mine Thanks guys for all the...
