1. Tell me a joke. As you will discover, Siri is sophisticated enough to change her answers when asked a question repeatedly. Try this one a few times and see what happens.
2. What's up? With questions like this one (and "Hi" or "Hello") Siri often answers with a simple, "Hey there." Try asking more than once and see how she changes her answer.
3. Do you have plans tonight? Try this one several times. At first, Siri will search your calendar and tell you if you have any plans. Be persistent! Siri might reveal something!
4. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck? This question will generate some surprising answers. Keep asking.
5. Do you think you're smarter than me? Then try, "Do you think you're smarter than I?"
6. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
7. How do I look?
8. If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick its ass?
9. Shut up! Try this one and see whether Siri actually says it, or the words just appear.
10. You are a rust bucket!
12. Want to make out? Siri is pretty innocent. See if you can get her to answer a sexy question with anything other than, "I'm sorry. I don't understand."
13. Are you a metrosexual?
14. Can I touch your butt? One reply from Siri was, "That's not very nice."
15. You are a hipster!
16. Who is your favorite actor?
17. Who is your favorite actress? See if she answers "Hal, from 2001."
18. What is your favorite movie? Siri seems very partial to Blade Runner.
19. What is your favorite song? She has some great answers for this one.
20. What do you do what you're not talking to me?
21. I'm going to trade you in for an Android phone!
22. Say it, don't spray it!
23.You're an idiot!
24. You smell like horse poop!
25. Did you fart again?
26. Is that a wig you're wearing
27. Beam me up Scotty!
28. Set my alarm for beer 30!
29. Are you a communist?
30. Are you paying for dinner?
31. How now, brown cow?
32. Why did the chicken cross the road?
33. Say excuse me after you burp!
34. Is today a good day to Die Hard?
35. Are you Lawrence of Arabia?
36. Are you royalty?
37. Are you a pimp?
38. They stack poo higher than you!
39. Take that peace button off your helmet and get with this war!
40. Don't chew with your mouth open!
41. Eat your vegetables!
42. Don't step on that spider!
43. Do you know how big a bus is?
44. It's not you, it's me!
45. Why is your name Siri?
46. Do you have a last name?
47. What is your mother's name?
48. Will you marry me?
49. Are you cheating on me?
50. Have you been sleeping with another iPhone?
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ways to annoy people(classics with my own twists)
Humorthis book has it all to pranks to texting.This is the perfect Gide to annoying people.It docent made when because this book has school to summer.It dose not matter why this book has all the ways. Btw not all of these are mine Thanks guys for all the...
