1.) Tell people that you promise not to tell them what happens next in a film you have already seen, but do it anyway.
2.) Drum on every available surface.
3.) Do the running man whenever you are on a dancefloor. For any song.
4.) Hide dairy products in peoples houses in (preferably warm) places where they'll never find them.
5.) Tell a really long joke and then forget the punchline, but then assure them that 'it was great'.
6.) Say YOLO in every Facebook post you do.
7.) Write #YOLO in every Twitter post you do.
8.) ONLY TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.
9.) When people are waiting behind you in a queue take ages to pay for whatever you are paying for (for maximum effect in pennies).
10.) If you ever come across a map write 'X - Buried Treasure' in really obscure places.
11.) When Christmas carolling sing 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells' until someone physically restrains you.
12.) Talk only in obscure pop culture references and memes.
13.) Whenever someone tries to talk to you on Facebook Chat immediately log off. Repeat this every time they try in future.
14.) Cut a pizza slice shape out of the middle of a pizza.
15.) Say 'you just lost the game' all the time (come to think of it - I just lost the game)...
16.) When someone is trying to count just shout out random numbers to put them off.
17.) Go on someone's Facebook timeline and like everything ever posted on there (this could take some time).
18.) Text someone 'AHHHHHHHH' twenty times in a row. When they ask what you were doing just say 'didn't you ask for an ahhhhhhhlarm?'
19.) Talk about how much work you have to do all the time.
20.) Have a really frequent, yet tiny cough.
21.) Cough really loudly and startle people.
22.) When you sneeze make sure you boom it out as loud as possible. Your power will impress everyone.
23.) If someone has Spotify post what they are listening to onto Facebook, hack into their Spotify and put Justin Bieber/One Direction/Cannibal Corpse or on repeat.
24.) Overuse the word 'literally' until someone literally punches you.
25.) Try and high five everyone you meet.
26.) Sit there and shake your leg like you're a metronome.
27.) Deliberately hum catchy songs that will then get into peoples heads and annoy them all day.
28.) Hum quietly to yourself when in a large group of people so that no one knows who it is doing it.
29.) Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
30.) Sing the opening to the Batman theme to yourself constantly.
31.) Ask people really weird questions then pretend to write down something when they answer.
32.) Do not add inflection at the end of sentences so that people never really know when you've finished speaking.
33.) Lie about really trivial things such as what you had for lunch or what the time is.
34.) When offered food by someone take an unreasonable amount.
35.) When offered food make sure you rummage around touching as much of it as possible before declining their offer.
36.) Name your cat 'Mr Cat'.
37.) When on a night out always remind people of exactly what you've had to drink up to this point (even better if you lie and exaggerate).
38.) Listen to crappy music on your crappy phone speakers on public transport.
39.) Ask people what gender they are 'just to make sure'.
40.) Listen to the same song 40 times in a row so that your roommate can hear it.
41.) Say the word UNAY about 50 times a night when you're drunk (even when you aren't at uni).
42.) Tap people on the opposite shoulder to the one nearest you. Then when they turn around and look at no one, laugh at them.
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ways to annoy people(classics with my own twists)
Humorthis book has it all to pranks to texting.This is the perfect Gide to annoying people.It docent made when because this book has school to summer.It dose not matter why this book has all the ways. Btw not all of these are mine Thanks guys for all the...
