SHOOT YOUR SHOT ;; TAEKOOK

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Taehyung drew a breath deeply. This was something he had to do. He didn't have any other substitutes. He couldn't go any further because he had run out of time.

As people say, this was the last straw. And he was in desperate need of to grab this straw.

Taehyung swallowed his dignity and clicked nevertheless, even though it was mortifying on an entirely different degree.

Desperate times called for desperate measures.

Taehyung was bidding adieu to his self-respect in this circumstance, unsure when he would see it again.

Sugarlove.com is delighted to welcome you!

Christ.

The banner gleamed and flashed at him in a mocking way.

Giving them credit where credit is due; at the very least, they tried to make it look like any other online dating service.

They might have even succeeded if it hadn't been for the, barely legal, underwear-clad teenagers pouting back at the screen and the shirtless, well-oiled abs of forty-year-old men making him shrink away in disgust.

Is it true that people found this appealing?

Kim, just shut up and deal with it! This is something you must do!

Taehyung had been researching... this for weeks. His aging computer had been wheezing with each new URL he had typed in while looking for the greatest site to visit.

Taehyung was dead serious about the need to do this; he didn't want to waste the next several weeks chasing his own tail and fighting off creeps or stalkers.

Taehyung need a site that appeared to be serious. And this appeared to be the place he was looking for.

It'll only take you two clicks to get started!

Taehyung thought dryly that he was a split second away from wanting to shoot himself.

Taehyung provided the necessary details to get started, including a screen name, email address, and account password.

Taehyung attempted the phrase 'you-will-die-a-shameful-death,' but it exceeded the character restriction .

Let's get started on setting up and activating your profile!

Taehyung had a strong desire to cry.

Babybear's Profile! NEW USER!

Name: Taehyung

Age: 18

Birthday: December 30

Location: GA, USA

Height: 5'4"

Weight: 110 lbs

Hair Colour: Brown

Eye Colour: Brown-Grey

As he wrote out the essential fields in front of him, Taehyung had never felt more ashamed of himself. Never let it be claimed that Kim Taehyung was incapable of picking a winner for his own side.

It was simply... degrading.

These were the pieces of information they were looking for, a list of his characteristics.

It made him feel like a valuable auction cow; all he needed was a damn bell to get people's attention .

According to our research, providing a profile photo increases your chances of success by 75 percent!

They certainly do.

Taehyung was apparently already embarrassed enough. But he still needed to give the whore a face. He felt like a whore, and that's precisely how he felt.

Right now, he couldn't think of a better word to characterise himself.

Taehyung looked through his latest photos, which he didn't have many of in his own gallery.

The last time they went down to a seaside picnic, Jimin had snapped what he thought could be called a beautiful picture of him. Taehyung had no idea he was going to take it.

It would have to suffice, he determined. The only redeeming grace was that the photo was taken at an angle, revealing just one side of his face, and the light was shining that day.

Taehyung thought it was arty.

It was eventually finished after he loaded it and clicked complete. His account had been set up and was ready to use.

Taehyung could now cry all he wanted.

What are you looking for when you joined sugarlove.com : Someone to help me pay for my college tuition.

What can your future partner expect from your side : To provide for their specific needs/wishes in exchange for financial assistance.

Interests : Reading, writing, cooking, singing.

More information about yourself :

I am shooting to obtain an Ivy League education, or at least one that is comparable. I've tapered my options down to three schools, all of which are listed in the top twelve in the country. Two of them are based in Washington, while the other is based in New York.

I am unable to fund my studies for reasons that I will not discuss.

This is all... strange to me. I am, on the whole, a fairly independent person who prefers to stand on my own two feet. I'm not used to needing to beg for assistance. My studies, on the other hand, are very important to me, and I am determined to complete my college education.

Despite the fact that this is an obvious paradox, I am definitely not a moocher. I'm not expecting any gifts, treats, or to be spoiled in any manner. In terms of day-to-day life, I'm perfectly capable; nevertheless, obtaining $50,000+ for annual tuition is just a little out of reach. Isn't it fun to be poor? :(

Aside from that, classic literature is my passion, I dislike text talk, enjoy fine food, wish I could tour more, and am allergic to nuts.

Please click here to contact this user!

He'd received thirty-two emails in less than three minutes. They were all something along the lines of :

'I'd be delighted to look after you, sweetness; daddy loves his babyboy!'

And...

'To complement that very hefty $50K, I've got a big package for you little one ;)'

And, finally, his particular favourite...

'Oh my, I guess I just came. Isn't it true that you're a virgin? I'm guessing you're a virgin. Would you like daddy to pop your cherry, angel face?'

Taehyung felt sick to his gut.

He was determined, to be sure. He wasn't willing, though.

Taehyung endured two weeks of creepy freaks spamming his inbox for the one response he had only dared to hope for.

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Are we all ready to meet daddy!jk ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

p.s go back and read the a/n if you skipped