Sold to Kell?!?!?!??!?!!?!

Nya, Maggot

I stood there for a moment, staring at the kates of Kell. They totally had a forest vibe, and the more I stained my beautiful gorgeous évanescent evanescence orb ball face things forward, the more I noticed the intricate closely mwovrn patterns of dark tree that made up the huge Kate. Also the was like fire lining the top of it and hovering letters that read "nya welcome to kell," it defo had a cool theme

Yeah we were defo in katan's territory.

Wait what the chocolatey chip Oreo sunday miknt pancake am I supposed to do?

I turned to the side and saw all the dumbleydore clones with their headaches floating up and aywag like ghastsin Minecraft if u know.

"Good luck on ur pregnancy!" Vampire said and I chicken danced in agreemdnft . They were off to kentucky for the fried goosed

I guess I could leave, babecause like i was sold here but I kinda want to know why. Anyway, I knew I'd probs be fine because my beloved amazing rat worthy hwsd kod would protractor me.z Ronald McDonald is probs gonna show up soon anyway.

"So what do we do now??.. I asked @vsampires"

"Oh, just walk through the gates. If you're supposed to be here, they'll know, and you'll end up in the right lotion lox lorax loaction. I'll come with u. Oh, wait, one sec," harpotvampwie opened the suitcase he must have been carrying in his back pocket and pulled out aspicy paste pale looking ferret who transformed into insect i mean wait wrong oerson drakxoe omk u brought ur bf yes

We teleoprtdd to the technical entrance like near the things with the kenesis (like beginning of the kibke not kenesis) I looked at my new becky apples burn ratio it was sick ngl tattosj yeah

There were like a bunch of people glitching into kell like so many going it it was sick ngl but I saw (with my melancholy melodic guitar greeting sight seeing Eiffel Tower balls of sight) one potato with an American accent aka super potato form pepa pig walking out. He asked dracodb if he ever ate a potato

"Uhhh,"

Mr. super potato slayssss "I'm not authorized to leave uwu," then he leaves kell

Suddenly we all felt someone knock into ours side with the force of a weak carpet because haha iguana.

It was Kiguana, who I knew to be the katekeeper to kell. Her motto was kasloght Katekeep kirlboss so that somewhat iconic.'

"Omk hurry up andfollow me. Kods, I can't wait for my promituon to being kesus 1.5 (spoiler alert from kod [i know these things because kope], kiguana is l'île an okay kesus ngl and kesus 2.0 is kick and obvs the og is Misha I love u Misha).",'l

Kiguana who's probs a somewhat important character but not that great at her job and is my enemy as a result of me being kod's male wife I mean wife man but anyway she led us to a room full of elevators. Idk how but yeah. The elevators were super sick ngl, they were all in rainbow order and had a different theme. To the right, there was a groupig of four different elevators. They had some sort of aroma absout each of them and like vibes. Vampire whispered to me that,

"Those r reserved for the kemons. I went in one once and katan threatened to by me a printer just to chew all the printer paper and spit it at me., but I know they care about me,"

"Okay thx for the trauma dump bro,"

"Np ur emo,"

I can't espace

Lol words anyway

Kiguana shoved me in one of the elevators. It was red, like te blood of kods enemies.

Kiguana winked at me and hit a button for? Satly tyea torture chamber? Um okay

Lol remember in PJO the elevator music in mount olive pus well instead how bad can I be from the Lorax played. It brought me cruel onceler fandom flashbacks. I swear I could hear katano's lagjtywr

It must have been two ten hours in there. Suddenly, the doors straight up disappeared snd the doors to the elevator (btw the inside of the elevators was like a coffin vibes)! The elevator started plummeting until it was like back at it's og spot which was um kinda traumatic ngl ;-; suddenly the walls fell away and I was in a cafe.Like. A cafe. In kell.

xo A/N:

hey enemesties hehe this chapter is mostly for like expositionnn but dw the real spicy stuff starts soon heheeh but yeah I have rastenamia so sorry if this isnt comprehensible excpet im not reall ysorry lol