Sold to Kell?!?!?!??!?!!?!

The Road So Far (give me the rat)

The dumbeyodore duplicates had captured me and i knew they were totes servants of kell, probs not kemons tho.. They tied me to these giant cats pulling a chariot with my emo chokers, which brought a new meaning to the term, becayse it was tight. the vibes were so not a vibe.

i didn't spend too much time justifying insect's slight betrayal, where they got the corn chip from, or wondering why katan wanted me. I was literally kod's favorite, and for good reason. whoh wouldnt want me?? What they wanted with me, however, is something i did wonder.

we were traveling by sea, btw. the cat chariot was romaing over the open ocean, and i could smell the salty sea foam in my nostrils like oxygen. i always knew there was somethinf funky - some would say fishy - about the ocean, it didnt spuruse me tihat it was linked to kell. on our way, i internally remarked upon how good of a rat caretaker kod would be and worked a bit more on my samther fanfiction. side note: anyone wanna see fanart? ahem anyway,

"are you writing samther fanfic? they're my otp!" a voice asked

"omk, no way, me too!! , wait - Vampire??? Is that u???"

I looked up and saw hat next to me was Harry Potter, aka Vampire. We used to go to school together, and he was emo just like me (not a prep like these dumnleydores0).

"yeah :((( katan's my uncle i'm just visiting them on vacay but they're all about dramatics so.." his smargadien orbs, allegedly so like his mother's, glimmered like cucumbers in rain. I danced in them.

"ah," I said, affectionately, "i get that."

vampire nodded. he was a vampire and had pointy vampire teeth. also dating drakco.

"Hey, want me to turn u?" He asked, as the chariot casually encountered a break in the ocean for a fiery pit of light that murmured mysterious mutterings aloud

"Nah thx."

"no prob u r such a fire gork kope : &," the fierce lava pit thing was passed and the ocean was back. The word fierce reminded me of Tyra Banks. America's Next Top Model is an extremely problematic show. I am love my fans.

Suddenly, we much have reached the right point in the ocean (idk which point, or what ocean, I was kind of kidnapped. Anyway it really brought out my sparkling pomegranate wine marine orchid ocean sky bird wave grinding gruntled 3D circle like things in two of my face holessnad . I blushed.

And then the giant cats dove into the ocean that reminded me of my orbs. In an instant, we were underwater in a beautiful city. There were sea brownies being baked and the architecture included gorgeous spiraling turrets made of and decorated with various types of pasta. I think I saw Percy Jackson. I knew this was the lost city of Atlantis.

And then the chariot swerved right past it. We plunged deeper into the water, gaining MOMENTUM as we passed sharks and fish and more sharks and the water got darker and darker.vampires eyes were red bevausw of all the salt.

I became aware of the fact that, although we were underwater, I could breathe totes well. Huh. That's not a plot hole.

Anyway, the ocean became so black I couldn't see or hear abtbing, it was like being in space (I'm the kope and insect pushed me into it once so I've been). I lost awareness of all of my senses except for the pull I felt towards the void ahead, like a whirlpool deep in the ocean sucking me in. I really wished I had le map rn.

And then, in an instant, it all stopped. I bkinked. That was so slay.

I was unbound from the chariot and Hoovering lightly next to it. The image of becky apples was burned into my hand. I stood down.

"Owah@" I tskxun, "are we... in kell?"

"Yasssss," answered the og headache dumbkeysdore "also kod would be such a good rat posseser like even I agree),now walk forward,"

I did. And as I did, I gazed upon them. The kirey kates of kell, engraved with images of Anthony, Elsa, and the forbidden skinless jock ball that started it all. So fierce.

xo A/N:

OMK HEY ENEMESTIESSSS I know how delicious you all found the first chapter, and I nearly devoured the second while writing it. Virtual paper sure looks tasty. Anyway, shout out to Bug aka the irl Insect for making the fanart featured in the headerrrr!!!!! It looks glorious and i luv it so much it is literally so slay. I love my fans and especially those im married to (not u, spouse in law :/) and u can expect the next chapter soon, because its gonna be 90 degrees out tmr and if u think im going outside rather than watching spn and writing this then ha no lol