It's was a late night, around 21:07 Kira guessed. He was tired and couldn't wait to sink himself into his comfortable bed and cuddle to sleep with his cat. There's nothing in the world that he could want more right now. He had to stay at work longer because of some accident that happened. He wasn't even involved in it so he was kind of annoyed that he had to work overtime too. It threw him off his routine and that was one of the few things that he actually did very much hate next to his atrocious god awful roommate DIO. None the less he wasn't going to let some little work mishap ruin the rest of the night. He fumbled with his keys a bit before finally finding the right one, swiftly inserting the correct key into the keyhole and unlocking it. He sighed in relief as he placed his leather briefcase down on the floor. Noticing no one was in the living room nor kitchen. That was unusual. Well, for Kars and Pucci at least. Diavolo and DIO just spend the whole day in their bedrooms doing...Whatever they do. He wasn't too worried about them, however Kars is usually in the living room watching some nature documentaries or bird watching. And Pucci reads books in the living room. It was very silent. Not that Kira didn't like that. He loved peace and quiet but he was more worried if one of them got arrested or died. Leaning the briefcase against the outside of one of the kitchen counters. He quickly took off his shoes and jacket and immediately walked straight towards the kitchen. It was directly next to him so he only had to walk forward then a sharp right turn and he was there. An annoyed glance at the dishes in the sink and a glass of water later he went to his room, picking up the briefcase with him.
He always made sure to not leave any of his stuff outside his room, as someone liked to meddle with his privacy and life. Someone being his roommate, DIO.
...
Again.
He just couldn't stand him at all. The mans stupid revealing fashion style and bright yellow hair just evoked something in him. Mostly anger and irritation. Deciding he'll scold DIO later he enters his room and is met by the lovely smell of lavender and some other plants with a more neutral scent. He waters his plants and gets ready to go to bed. He's about to turn off the lamp on the nightstand when suddenly his door bursts open. A tall figure with... A revealing fashion style and bright yellow hair disrupts him as he's about to fall asleep. God damn it, it was DIO.
"What the hell??? what do you want I'm trying to go to sleep if you didn't notice." Kira said angrily eyeing the man in his doorway. "Get up loser, we're doing a game night." The disgusting blonde vampire grinned. "Who is we. I literally have a work day tomorrow and I don't want to be late. And since when do you want to have a game night with everyone, including Diavolo???" Kira replied, probably even angrier than before. "Ugh you're so boring just call in sick tomorrow for all I care. Plus you should be happy. Look how nice I am organising this for all of us so we can grow a stronger bond together!.." DIO nervously laughed. A full minute of silence and suspicious staring later DIO confessed, "OKAY fine. I just want to beat Diavolo in front of an audience okay. So get up or I'm dragging you to the living room. I didn't gather everyone for no reason." Kira rubbed his temple in frustration annoyance and exhaustion all at the same time. "Fine. But only for one game then I'll go to sleep. I actually have a life to lead unlike you." Kira sighed getting up. "Okay, I can work with that. Let's go." DIO smiled while grabbing Kira by the waist and pushing him over to the living room.
There he was met by quite a scene. Pucci sitting on the living room couch looking over one of the game instructions placed in front of him on the table, Kars next to him slouched down examining some monopoly pieces in his hand and Diavolo sitting on the floor looking at the game boards in front of him trying to figure out what the game is. "Okay we can finally play I got the virgi- Kira!" DIO fake smiled sweetly while holding his hands on Kiras shoulder, which Kira quickly smacked away. "God finally I couldn't take another minute in this awkward silence." Diavolo complained. "Sorry, I was just reading some of the game manuals!" Pucci apologised, "Well then! What do we play first? Maybe DIO would like to choose first since he went through the trouble of organising this for us?" The priest asked happily. For a moment you could hear Diavolos teeth grit against each other as he smiled and nodded. "Wow that sounds like a great idea. Let the man who had unprotected sex like fifty times choose what to do." Diavolo remarked sarcastically. "Shut the fuck up Diavolo didn't you have unprotected sex too. That's why your relationship with your daughter sucks, bitch." DIO snarled back. Kira was pretty sure it would've escalated to a physical fight if Kars didn't give them both a very angry stare. However it'll probably continue later since Diavolo mouthed the words "Kill yourself" to DIO as he was sitting down. Tired and waiting for this to be over Kira sat himself next to Diavolo on the floor, it was comfortable. Kind of. "We will be playing Mario Kart first! Specifically Mario Kart 8. We can either decide to play two versus two and the winner plays another two versus two till only.. two remain and the one who wins from the two versus two is the winner. Oh my god that's too many twos. Or the second option is we all play against each other in one race." DIO announced. They all spoke about the options for a few minutes and decided on two versus two. After a couple of rock paper scissors matches it was decided that DIO and Kars would play first. It took Kars a while to figure out how the controller works but he got it eventually. He cautiously picks a character after much consideration, Dr. Dry Bowser. In the meanwhile DIO picks King Boo and waits for Kars to be ready.
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