RYKER X ADBLOCKER !!!

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"Oh my knight in shining armor! I am in love with you and your ability to block dilf ads!" Ryker dramatically sighs as they melt into the arms of their shining gray knight. His arms slaying to the sides, as the knight speaks in a deep grunkly voice. "IT IS NOT A PROBLEM MY DEAR SLA- PRINCESS" The knight aggressively throws ryker onto their shoulder, and then aggressively runs while ryker sighs more in an exaggerated matter in full gayness. The knight aggressively throws ryker inside an 8ft tall well with no water in it whatsoever. "I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE SINCE MY DUTIES ARE NEVER DONE, PLEASE ENJOY THE COMFORT OF MY HOME" Ryker sighs and starts sniffing the rocks inside the well. "He's so haaaaaawt, and he's my daddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddy munchkins uwu"

The end.

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