Waiter: would you like a table?
Me: No, I came here to eat on the floor. A carpet for 5 please.
Jokes
Table of contents-
Haha!!!!
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True
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Hhmmm........
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Haha
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Hahaha
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How to kill people with kindness
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Roses are red......
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Lonely
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You are a genius
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Haha
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Hahaha
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Should I leave
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Hahaha
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Haha
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I am a unicorn
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Blahaha
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This always happens
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This would happen
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This isn't a joke but it happens all the time
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Um......
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Why?
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I can never find it
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Yep
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I knew it!!
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"MOM!!!"
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Dear Crush
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Saying Yes
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ME
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Always
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Ugly
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Dear Haters......
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Yo mama
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It is still printing
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Exactly
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Dont got to sleep mad
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Idiot
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Obviously
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Carpet
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Bad to the bone
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