Author Games: Caper Crew

M.J.'s Getaway Driver: For'Da 250 (ugh_andi)

Name: For'Da 250

Age: 27

Gender: Non-Binary

Mastermind: Mary Jane recruited (them) after they were released from holding with no charges brought against them following the investigation into the loss of (unnamed)'s Czinger 21C and Ferrari Monza on the same night. Alongside this loss was a third, undescribed, golf cart, which was not taken into consideration during said investigation. Cops are idiots.

Expertise: Drag Racing to be precise, but if you'd like to include a pompous title then you could call them a Getaway Driver. But honestly, who really considers non-contractually Uber drivers that don't use the Uber Driver app and legally don't work for them but definitely still pick people up and drop them off as a getaway driver? It's easier to just call them what they are: Someone who loves to drive fast as hell and dresses up hot when they do it.

Mugshot: For'Da is five foot eight, thin as a rack, wears six-inch heels at a minimum and twelve-inch ones if they're going out on a date night, and dresses like your favorite Gothic Alt MySpace Queen. Currently, they just dyed their hair a gorgeous honey-blonde, got a new tattoo on their shoulder of a hummingbird, and eyelash extensions that are to die for. Yes, honey, they do wake up that beautiful. White skin and a harsh jawline work together to blind you and their makeup is always a pale white with dark eyeshadow and a darker lip. Think Kim Possible upper lip and a dark black bottom lip and you're right on the money. Some days they have boobs and other days they are as flat as a cutting board. Pick your poison.

Criminal Profile: For'Da isn't their real name though if you'd like, Da works just fine. Da is a drag queen who loves to dress nice, look hot as fuck, and drive expensive vehicles. They've never once been charged and if you asked anyone who knew them if they were a criminal the only response you'd get is that their looks are the most criminal part about them. It's hard to be one of the most intelligent, most dazzling people in every group, but Da honestly makes it work. It's said that Da likes to hang with the 'bad guys' to make themselves look tougher than they really are.

Criminal Record: Never been charged. Thanks!

Signature: Cursive X that resembles a... Wait, not that type of signature. Likely the Czinger incident. But if you asked what their favorite "criminal" event was, it's the time when they were twelve and led the Miami police on a 12-mile car chase that ended with fourteen wrecked vehicles and not one person ever found or charged for the crime. Oh, and the best part? They got paid half of the 2 thousand dollars stolen from the bank on Third Ave.

Other:

They recently graduated with their Master's Degree in Organization Psychology. Yes, this means that they're looking for an actual job so they can actually pay taxes. Because, unlike millionaires, they're a good citizen. So if you've got anything, please let them know.