One week earlier-
You rub your eyes. The onion stings like a bitch but it was the best part of the lasagne. You continue cutting through your tears, eventually finishing, leaving all 23 onions in finely diced cubes on the board. Bella comes through the kitchen door
"Oh hey babe, what's wrong"
"Nothing" you reply "just the onions".
"Oh" she says, her dazzling brown orbs meeting yours. Direct orb contact, she knew that turned you on. At that moment a door slammed somewhere in the house and Edward appeared holding Jacob by his chain leash, with Jacob crawling along next to him. They were both sopping wet from the dog walk. That also turned you on, seeing Edward's chiselled chest muscles through his shirt.
"Hey babe" he said.
"Wanna have sex?" You reply, completely entranced.
"What the hell y/n!" They both cried in unison. "
"What?!?" You shout.
"All you ever want to do is have sex" Bella replied.
"Yeah, it's ruining our relationship!" Edward agreed. How dare they say that. Outraged you reply.
"What the fuck you guys! I'm not a sex addict and I don't need help! I can't believe you would say that, you are the ones ruining this relationship!"
"We never said you needed help or were a sex addict....." Bella said.
"Whatever!" You reply as you storm out, horny and angry, slamming the door behind you. Jacob whined softly.
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The Twilight Saga: New Spoon
RomanceA multi-fandom twilight x reader x numberjacks smutty fanfic. You're already in an established relationship with Edward, Bella and Jacob but what will happen when you bring someone new into the mix to, let's say... stir things up a bit.
