A South Sudan Headcanon

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South Sudan is literally an 11 year old amongst adults.

I really like the idea of South Sudan trying to act like an adult (or what he thinks an adult acts like), but it is kind of funny to see.

He tries.

Some Incorrect Quotes!!!
Ethiopia: Hey, what are you wearing?
South Sudan: *puts on sunglasses* Gucci.
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Uganda: So...what do you want to be when you grow up?
South Sudan: Be an influencer.
Uganda: What-
South Sudan: Like and subscribe to more content-
Uganda: What is happening?
South Sudan: This video is sponsored by Raid-
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South Sudan: Get me a juice box, and make it snappy.
Kenya: *snorts* Okay.
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Uganda: Hey, let me see what you have.
South Sudan: A knife!
Uganda: NO!
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South Sudan: Do you know what the most evil thing in the world is?
Congo, internally: Oh sweetie, I know so many.
Congo: No. What is it?
South Sudan: *breaths* Plastic.
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South Sudan: I finished all my paperwork!
Ethiopia: Good job!
South Sudan: And I written inside the lines!
Ethiopia: Woah!

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