New CH Headcanon Book (Semi-Outdated)

Reaction to Seals

*sees a seal*

Ireland, Scotland, and Faroe Islands: ✨Selkie!✨

Inuit: What a pure, yet delicious creature.
Kanata: Brother, what the fu—

Native America and America: That mother-fucker owes me money—

Canada: DEMON!!!! *swings axe around like he's a fucking ninja turtle*