You, your ugly ass one day kicked meruem in the ass because you noticed how fat and big it was, but due to your buff ass body you did not notice the immense strength in that kick, it had sent Meruem flying into a black hole.
During this urgent time, meruem was smart and created a new planet named "Anna's big ugly ass is so ugly" he then came to punish you......
When he came back he had a devilish look in his ratchet eyes. He then carried you bridal way and flew you to Anna's big ugly ass is so ugly, he gave you a tour but you had decided you liked Milly Booby Brown Conversion Camp better so he told you back.
Once you were back to the home you and him had lived on for 198 years alone, he asked you "WHY WOULD U KICK MY ASS?!"
You had to tell him the truth and tell him it looked kinda juicy. As your punishment, he did the devil's tango with you in public with all the stars and aliens watching.You were kinda happy and enjoyed it very much. You had then proceed to live with him on Milly Bobby Brown Conversion Camp for a while until.....
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Sorry guys I typed SOOOOO much already I don't have the energy to type more but trust me this series will continue sometime in the near future. Cliff hanger!!!