✨🎀 𝒩𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝑒 🎀✨

♤🐙 丂є𝓻𝔬𝓉ｏ𝕟𝕀𝓝 😝😡

(Reader x Roderick Ronald Sullivan McDonald)

All you wanted was a burger.

One. Damned. Burger.

Was it too much to ask?

Apparently, it was

because you barely had time to enter the gates soared by the golden arches that a chubby man dressed in a red and yellow themed maid costume basically flew to your feet and you were pretty damn sure he would've kissed the ground you walked on if only his arms weren't already engulfing your figure in a tight, loving hug.

''(____)!'' He screamed your name, emphasizing it more than necessary

''Jesus- ROD. Can you stop squeezing mE?!'' your voice cracked due to the lack of oxygen in your lungs, you felt that if he had held you even just a little tiny bit longer you would've exploded right there and then.

''...Oh, you're right hehe! Sorry~'' he chimed out. You turned your head around to look at his mask, you liked the mask and you appreciated the fine work it was put into it but sometimes it bothered you not being able to see his face. You shook your head to get rid of some stray thoughts that had crippled their way into your mind and your cheeks, dusting them with a velvety red color that spread slowly all over your face.

''Sooooo what are you doing around here?'' Rod asked a little too excitedly for your tastes

''Well I wanted to order a-'' you tried to reply but got cut off before you could finish your sentence ''OH YEAH REAL GREAT HU HU BUT-'' he took your hand as he spoke loudly ''WHAT IF.'' he paused looking around for a moment, with newly found nervousness in the way he acted. he cleared his throat before proceeding ''ahem, what if...uhm, wh-what if...if we-'' you furrowed your eyebrows at him now confused by his sudden switch in behaviour ''w-w-what  if.. i-if.. eh, uhm uuh ... what i- no wait I- no...b- B U T! no...'' he stammered out, his voice pitch constantly changing with his demeanor, he worried you because you thought you had lost him for good this time, he really looked like a lunatic.

You fully turned around to face him with your full body this time and looked him straight in the eyes- or where you thought his eyes would be under that mask ''Rod? Are you good there, pal?'' you asked after a moment, still unsure of how to act, the last thing you wanted was this crazy, lovesick dude screaming at you or something.

''...'' he did not answer but stopped suddenly as he straightened himself up to look directly at you, boring holes into your very soul. The air around you became almost ominous as he hung his head low now looking at the floor

''Follow me.'' he simply stated before dragging you out of the building, you stammered out incomprehensible sounds as you tried to understand what had just happened and tried to decipher his cold look.

After a few minutes of walking in complete silence, he stopped and you almost bumped into his backside ✨\(°w°)/✨.

''...(____)...'' he asked, seeming almost ...hesitant?

''Hm?'' you let out a low and soft hum in acknowledgment, inciting him to continue

''You know that I love you, very, very much, right?'' he didn't turn around, he kept staring into the distance at the dark road

''Hoho, trust me, I know aaaall too well by now'' you chuckled to yourself

''And you do know that I would never wish to hurt you, yes?'' he squeezed your hand a little tighter this time

You looked at the back of his head trying to understand what he meant by that -was he going to harm you? did you anger him somehow? was that why he brought you into that isolated area?- you couldn't help the thoughts that helplessly swirled in your head and you were already starting to sweat as you could hear your heartbeat steadily picking up his pace now.

''O-Of course! Yeah! No- yeah, I do'' your voice cracked again, this time from sheer stress

you shuddered when he turned around to face you, you couldn't see his face, and his body didn't give you any signals of what he might've been thinking, nothing about him gave away what could've been his next move. Which only made your heart beat faster.

He placed a gloved hand on your cheek softly, and then, he hugged you.

You were far beyond confused by now, but as you stood there you realized...

you wouldn't be getting your burger tonight.

And so the seconds, and minutes, and hours passed by, Rod still held you tight and safe within his arms, you tried to struggle after a while but you knew it was useless, then you pleaded with him to just let you go home, but regardless, he just stood there, hugging you, he did not reply and he did not budge. Only after what must've been 2 hours did he finally scoot your now half-sleeping body into his arms as he held you close to his chest in a bridal-style hug, and finally walked back to what you assumed was his van's direction, you could really only hope he would take you home.

SPOILER: Rod took you home but he just kinda stood on top of you and stared at your sleeping form with glowing eyes the whole night. 

THE END

A/N: Ay sorry this was kinda OOC (out of character) I had good intentions for this chapter, really I did...buuuut you can see it ended up in complete nonsense. Sorry I didn't have a plot in mind and I had to improvise and sleep deprivation is really taking a hold of me right now, but I really wanted to get at least this idea out there in the open so let me know what you think :D

-Stay Cool🤞💖

(Cover by me)