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┌─── ∘°❉°∘ Heizou x neutral reader assistance

"Hey Y/n we got our selfs a case"Heizou says smiling
"Oh ok"you say getting up from your seat to head with Heizou to the location
"So what's the case"you ask
"Well it's a missing case.Cats have been going missing 15 in total "Heizou says
You sign at the case contents but deal with it since a job is a job
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Okay so we're interviewing 3 of the miss case owners today and hopefully get it done today"Heizou says eating a dango which idk were he got it from but roll with it
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"Oh Hello"a woman says with a sad smile and a little girl who looks extremely sad is standing next to her
"Hi I'm investigator Heizou and this is my as- partner Y/n"Heizou says flirting even though I've told him not to on multiple occasions he still does but I don't even care right now
"Hello Mam'm we have a few questions "you say more serious than Heizou did at the moment.He tends to take things less seriously depending on the cases urgency and dependability (throwing big words 😎)
"Okay"the woman says and we sit down on a bench infrount of her house
"Where did you happen to be at the scene of the crime"i ask as I can see in the corner of my eye Heizou trying not to laugh though I don't see what's too funny about a case.
"Oh uh well my daughter was playing with Fluffy-"the woman says and Heizou walks away as she momentarily stops talking
I look behind me to see Heizou looking around but I ignore him and roll my eyes and nod for the woman to continue
"And I saw a man with a mask on his face run away with fluffy luckily leaving my daughter alone"she says tearing up a little as her daughter hugs I smile a bit and hear screams I immediately go to the screams which a scene of Heizou standing infrount of a ripped boy with a boar mask on slumped on a tree
"THATS HIM THE MAN WHO STOLE FLUFFY"the little girl yells angrily
"I DIDNT STEAL FLUFFY"the boar mask man yells
"I WAS BOWERING HIM "he yells again
"Why?"Heizou asks genuinely curious as I kept my guard up for all of us
"To start a cat army "the boar mask boy says and we all dead pant
"IM SERIOUS MY FRIENDS LEFT TO HOW FUCKING CARES AND I WAS BORED"He yells as Heizou quickly covers the little girl ears and my fight or fight I kicked in
I bend down to his height as he sits up.In one swift motion I take off his mask and slap him
As I was about to lecture him Sara comes
"You found the criminal I see"Sara says trying to keep her cool at the weird situation
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Yes it was insouke 😏 and it wasn't very romantic but I'm proud of it and I hope you enjoyed 😊