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┏━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━┓ Zhongli x neutral reader (Warrior livetime )done

"HEY YOU M-ZHONGLI FIGHT MEEEE"Y/n screams charging at Zhongli as he calmly buys Jewelry
"Uhm no" he says calmy as she halt's and falls over into the ground
"WHAT WHYYYY YOU SAID IF I USED YOUR HUMAN NAME YOU WOULD FIGHT ME"you scream sad
"That's why you talk too much and too loudly"He says walking off leaving the bracelet
"OH COME ONNN REXY"the Warrior yells sadly not looking were they are going as they bump into someone
"OI WA-"You we're going to tell but you look up and shiver seeing a milith guard.A particularl one that hates you
"Oh wow missy even us milith don't wear so much armor what do you need it for i am afraid I have to take you under custody until we can do a background check "the guard says she screams in terror.The milith sure know how to break someone
"NOO PLEASERE ZHONGLI HELP ME"she yells as she's about to be dragged away
"Hm only if you stop screaming and give a me a kiss"he says smirking
In fact the warrior and Zhongli are lovers and have been for years after he spared her life in one of the many wars in was in
"Ugh fine.Gaurdy can I go say bye no funny stuff "You ask defeated and he nods warily
You walk up to Zhongli and gives him a harsh kiss on his lips just like he likes it
"There now get me out of this"she asks
As Zhongli does his magic of persuasion that Y/N will never understand
"There you go babe "Zhongli says grabbing her hand as they walk through the scenery of Liyue